Archive for March, 2010

Just to clarify, we are not talking about Breaking Dawn. Shocking as this may sound, Stephenie Meyer has written other books than Twilight.
Okay, only one other book, but it still exists and apparently, has the potential for the big screen. Sources say the film adaptation of Meyer's adult novel, The Host, could begin as early as next year.
This could mean, depending on the start date for Breaking Dawn and the possibility of two movies, that The Host could make it to theaters before the end of the Twilight franchise.
If they had them out at the same time, Summit would make a KILLING! Twi-hards wouldn't know what to do with themselves! Something to think about!
But then again, do Twi-hards care about stories that don't involve sparkling vampires?
Well, do U?

This is gonna be intense!
Both Paranormal Activity 2 and Saw VII 3D are planning on being released at the end of October!
It'll be a Halloween horror movie showdown!
Although Paramount wasn't positive that the Paranormal Activity sequel would be completed in time, both flicks are scheduled to be released on October 22nd.
Which will U see first???

She speaks!
We reported earlier that Heather Mills is currently in court duking it out with her former nanny, Sara Trumble, who claims the monster de-moted her to a housekeeper when she requested time off to take care of her own child!
clASSy!
Of course, Mucca took the stand and gave everyone a nice, hearty laugh when she - SHOCKER - alleged that she is an absolute delight to work for and Trumble just wants her tainted, gold-digging hard-earned money!
Says Mucca:
"I treated Sara like my daughter, because she often said her mum was cold and distant. I spent much of my time consoling her especially as she was having relationship problems. She is very motivated by money, this seems to be her motive in making a claim. I suspect she became aggrieved because I declined to pay for her breast enlargement surgery. None of my staff have had any qualifications. I like taking people on and making them better themselves. As is my history of being overly helpful Heather."
HA.
The only way Heather Mills is overly helpful is if we feel the need to gouge our eyes out and need some last minute motivation!!
Evil hack.

Ouch ouch ouch!
You might be better off sticking to getting tattoos, humping Aussies and pole-dancing singing, Miley!
The reviews are in for the tweener's latest film, The Last Song, and to call them scathing would be the understatement of the year!
Girlfriend gets TORN TO SHREDS!
A critic for The New York Times says:
"Acting, for the moment at least, seems almost entirely beyond her…she pouts, slouches, storms in and out of rooms and occasionally cracks a snaggle-toothed smile, but most of the time she seems to be mugging for the camera, play-acting rather than exploring the motives and feelings of her character."
And that's kind, compared to The New York Post:
"Cyrus makes the most dubious 'dramatic' debut of any singer since Britney Spears."
And The Village Voice gets the nastiest dig in with:
"I can't recall ever squirming as much as I did during Ronnie and Will’s first kiss; shiny, buff Liam Hemsworth looks like he's locking lips with an Andy Hardy–era Mickey Rooney in a wig."
We'll spare you the rest of the verbal massacre, but rest assured, The Boston Globe, Miami Herald, and Variety weren't any (Read more...)