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Archive for June, 2010
I assume, based on this dress. It’s a bit…Madame-y, don’t you think? Or like she’s about to sashay over to some rough-and-tumble cowboy in a saloon and show him where she keeps her flask. Plus, wearing it to the Twilight: Eclipse premiere seems a bit thematically on-the-nose considering how much it resembles a Hot Topic prom dress. I love the silhouette, but the fabric is just…geh. The rest of the styling is really disjointed, as well, which is disappointing since I think people are starting to realize how pretty Ashley Greene really is. The shoes and bag are fine individually but all wrong with that dress, in terms of both color and style. The only thing that’s really working for me here is the braid; I like that it’s “dressy-messy,” i.e. somewhat refined without being fussy, and it frames her face really well. If only people would just take pictures of her from the neck up…
Here’s a better look at the shoes and clutch:
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Filed under: Al Gore, Celebrity Justice
Al Gore is feeling the heat again because Portland police have decided to reopen their investigation into allegations the former VP sexually abused a masseuse. Police made the announcement today regarding the 2006 allegation, but were not specific about… Read moreAnd that day will be when she’s caught boning one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I’m guessing…Pestilence) and we all die with smirks on our faces, our accusatory pointer fingers withering away to ash. Till then…hey, guess what, dumb old Lindsay is as financially savvy as she is sober! (And none of that spray-tan SCRAM crap. She be boozin’.)
This time, LiLo is being sued for almost $17 thousand dollars in unpaid shoe bills. The lawsuit alleges that Lohan charged multiple pairs of shoes over several months, saying that her business manager would pay the bills. However, her manager only paid the store $180, which, fun fact!, is about 1% of what was owed. The plaintiffs are the owners of the Los Angeles-based boutique Tough As Nails, and they are apparently Dumb As Stumps because they predicated Lohan’s credit on her “well known status as a movie actress with substantial income.” Dude. She shopped there 6 months ago, not six years ago. The only people who think Lindsay Lohan is a “well known movie actress with substantial income” have spent the last decade on in a cave, on Mars, with their eyes shut and their fingers in their ears.
I guess Lindsay will just have to curtail her shopping for now. I almost feel bad for her…no drinking, no retail therapy. At least there’s always ice cream…oh, wait.
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What’s she up to this time? A mysteriously bulgy leotard? Prosaic. Another dildolicious magazine cover? Pedestrian! Nope, Gaga’s decided to tweak rumors that she’s a hemaphrodite by turning herself into a man – temporarily, at least. If she was a lolcat, her caption would be, “I am in ur magazeens, bendin ur genders.”
The pictures will appear in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. The photos, taken by Nick Knight, have not officially been verified to be of Lady Gaga, but they were arranged by her stylist Nicola Formichetti and have been posted on Formichetti’s website, albeit with the subject identified as “Jo Calderone.”
The “mystery” model in the pictures is pretty much the diametric opposite of Gaga in ways other than gender – short, dark hair versus long platinum blonde, plain suits versus wild outfits, a somber expression versus the sexyface Lady Gaga usually makes. I almost wouldn’t believe it except that her nose gives it away in the profile pictures. I never realized how much she looks like the leader singer from an ’80s British New Wave band. Usually, she just reminds me of Christina Aguilera in this:
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She's making millions in her own empire, why shouldn't she be doing the same for others??
Rolling Stone is featuring Lady GaGa on their cover this month and already she is making quite a splash!
With only one weekend under its belt, sources revealed that the magazine has sold 200,000 copies! That almost DOUBLE the average sale of ANY of their issues previously this year!
The company says that Gagaloo's issue is poised to be the best selling issue of the year!
WooHoo! Yay wifey!
We're not surprised, of course, but we sure are happy for ya! Saving print media one cover at a time!

It's probably for the best!
According to the National Enquirer, Sarah Ferguson had to turn down $1 million to appear on Celebrity Rehab because the British Royal Family ordered her not to do it.
A source claims:
“Sarah was absolutely ready to do it, but received calls from both Prince Andrew and a representative of the Royal Family, threatening to cut off all ties with her if she appeared.
Initially, she’d turned down the Celebrity Rehab offer, but when they sweetened the deal with an extra quarter of a million dollars, Sarah found it too enticing to reject.
Andrew laid down the law, ordering the mother of his children to end ALL negotiations immediately. In the end, Sarah decided the money just wasn’t worth all the trouble it was going to cause.”
Although it's probably better for her in the long run, the Royal Family dodged a bullet. Who knows what she would have spilled?!
We still hope she gets the help she needs.
[Image via WENN.]

Sometimes, a boy just needs to come home to his mom!
As all you Twi-Hards were staying up way past your bedtime to watch Taylor Lautner's riiiiip across the big-screen, Tay Tay was worrying about taking out the garbage at his parent's house!
Yes, the adorable werewolf turned megastar still loves home with his parents and they don't give him any special treatment just because he is the seksiest thing on-screen today!
According to Taylor, when he is home, he deals with "the lawn, garbage, dishes” and whatever other chores his rents deem suitable.
Dishes? How domestic!
You would think that chores would make Taylor run for the door with his millions to get his own place, but in fact, he enjoys living at home. For him, it is way to retain some form of normalcy. He explains:
“It's very important to me. I describe it as I live two different lives. I have this life and do what I love to do, but I also have the same exact life as before and nothing has changed."
Whatever keeps him so gracious, grounded and gorgeous is fine with us!
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