Jun
15
And Now, A Celebrity From The ’80s Who Hasn’t Died!
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The past year or so has not been kind to people who were famous in the ’80s. Corey Haim, Gary Coleman, Bea Arthur, Michael Jackson, Rue McClanahan…I’m sure there are more because we had people dropping like flies for awhile, but isn’t that list sad enough?
So here are some glad tidings: Kelly Kapowski had a baby! Huzzah!
No, it was not with Zack Morris, even though he’s free now, but it’s still pretty all right news. Tiffers, currently starring in White Collar on USA, has been married to artist and actor Brady Smith for five years. Baby Harper Renn was born earlier today, weighing 8 pounds, 3 ounces.
Harper Renn? Really? That’s…not as bad as some names, but for someone named “Tiffani” who dropped the “Amber” because it wasn’t mature enough, I don’t know why you’d give your kid a name that sounds like a stripper with a biker-chick gimmick. But you do have all those very special episodes of Saved by the Bell to keep her on the straight and narrow. I’m so excited! I’m so scared!