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July 31, 2010
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July 31, 2010

Looking for something creepy to get the Twilight lover in your life? Look no further than these new Eclipse action figures!

Several characters are available for your Twilight delight. Sashay the night away with Edward and his posable, masculine pointed toe. (Tutu and glitter edition sold separately). You can get Bella, with a perfectly sculpted scowl, slouch and receding hairline. New to the collection this series is the Rosalie figure. This particular model was consulted on by one of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons. Notice the similar jaw line and disproportionate nose.

But what you'll really want to do is order the perfection that is the Jacob Black doll in bulk. Sure his face looks like Mr. Magoo, but you can't pass on abs like that.

We'll take 2 crates please.

July 31, 2010

Holy FRICK, what a way to kick off Shark Week. Halle Berry is filming the movie Dark Tide on Seal Island, and I guess sharks are the new snakes, since there seems to be a glut of them in the cheesey movie market. In any case, there were seal decoys set up all around the area where they were filming, and one of them got BEASTED by an ACTUAL SHARK. No word on where Halle was when the set was invaded by a Great White, but she was confident enough to go back in the water later, despite the fact that the shark looks pissed all it got was a decoy. Her stunt double better watch out.

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July 31, 2010

Red, blue, or purple pill? Whatta choice. I doubt Laurence Fishburne spends much time trolling for pr0n because a) he’s married to warrior-hottie Gina Torres and b) he’s so classy that he probably prefers antique Victorian etchings, anyway – but if he did happen to be into the finest offerings of Florida’s trailer parks and strip-club rejections, I can guarantee this would stop him in a jiff: his 19-year-old daughter will be releasing a video with Vivid Entertainment. If there was a chance that someone I was related to was out there banging randoms on film, I would do everything possible to avoid seeing the evidence, including building a time machine that would allow me to go back and kill the Internet in its infancy.

But as icky as that news is, what’s even ickier is her reason why. Montana Fishburne (well, Jesus, you name your kid after a location, she’s definitely going to be a porn star) said in a press release:

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Uh. Your dad is MORPHEUS FROM THE MATRIX. You’ve got the connections to break into the business, and if you had any talent that wasn’t located under a landing strip, you would have been just fine. Plus, Kim Kardashian may be a dumb slut, but pretty much anyone can admit that she’s a knockout; you, on the other hand, inherited Dad’s face, which is great for a talented actor, but on a no-talent wannabe just looks like someone smacked a harelip (Read more...)

July 31, 2010
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July 31, 2010

Drew Carey has been seen about and about more than usual…or maybe people are just noticing that there’s so much less of him to be seen. Carey’s kept pretty much the same shtick for years now – the lovable schlub with a crewcut, thick glasses, and hefty build – but he’s showing off a new svelte physique that he attributes to a strict no-carb diet and tons of exercise:

“No carbs. I have cheated a couple times, but basically no carbs, not even a cracker. No bread at all. No pizza, nothing. No corn, no beans, no starches of any kind. Egg whites in the morning or like, Greek yogurt, cut some fruit. I’m not diabetic anymore. No medication needed. I like being skinny. I was sick of being fat on the camera. Really, I just got sick of it.”

Carey is said to have lost 80 pounds, which is like getting to dump a kindergartner you’ve been carrying around for a few years. (Although at that point your problem is less about weight and more about why you’re constantly lugging a small child.) Good for him for doing what he needs to in order to be healthy, and not trying to fake his way through it, either. Congrats, Drew, even if you do sort of look like Orville Redenbacher now.

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July 31, 2010
Although Joe Jonas has gained a pretty douchey reputation for breaking chicks hearts, he says that its actually him that has been the victim, not his many ex-girlfriends. Seen here kissing his co-star Chelsea Staub at the Los Angeles airport baggage claim while filming on May 10th, he seems... ...read full story

July 31, 2010
With all the speculation surrounding Chelsea Clinton's wedding, its amazing that it is actually happening today. An earlier report last summer from paparazzi guaranteed that Chelsea had wed at the time, but it was completely inaccurate. People have been eager to find out all the details of the historic... ...read full story