You were never supposed to hear these songs. These songs lost me my management, my record deal and a lot of nights of sleep. Yes, I rapped one of them. Im as surprised as you are. But here is the thing you need to know about these songs and the ones coming next: These are all me. Love them, or hate them, but dont mistake them for anything other than an entirely personal, un-tethered-from-the-machine, free for all (Read more...)
Check out this BIZARRE news report about a brand new plastic surgery procedure known as Vampire Filler, which uses BLOOD to erase wrinkles!
BLEGH! Too weird.
We can't wait until Jennifer Love Desperate starts promoting this shiz! Lord knows she'll be clutching her Twilight dolls and calling herself Bella Hewitt Swan while she gets it injected into her face!
Yesterday afternoon we learned the shocking news that Jersey Shore castmember Nicole Snooki Polizzi was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ while she and fellow castmates were filming new scenes for the upcoming 3rd season of their show. At the time it was reported that Snooki got busted for “disorderly conduct” but no further information was released by the authorities. Upon her arrest, Snooki‘s BFFs and fellow JS castmates Jenni JWoww Farley and Vinny Guadagnino made their way to the police station where Snooki was being held … but they were brutally rebuffed and sent away Snooki-less:
Tho after a few hours in custody and after a bit of processing, Snooki was released back into the wild a free woman. After the jump, check out a couple photos of Snooki being released from jail after her run-in with the law yesterday afternoon …
“Jersey Shore” cast member Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town where the MTV show is based. Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd says Polizzi was arrested at around 3:25 p.m. Friday and charged with disorderly conduct after other beachgoers reported she was bothering them. Polizzi was processed at police headquarters (Read more...)
We're going to assume that Billy Ray Cyrus has been cut-off from his billionaire teenage mogul daughter, Miley.
No way he is going to make more money with this new band then she ever gave him in allowance.
Papa Cyrus is in a new band called Brother Clyde and is all set to release a new album for Walmart's bargain bins on August 10th.
If you think it is kind of random for Billy's achey-breaky heart to be part of a band, wait till you hear who else is in it!
In the most random assortment of artists every combine, Billy Ray sings alongside Samantha Maloney (Hole) on drums, Jamie Miller (theSTART and Snot) and Dan Knight on guitar, Dave Henning on bass and rapper King Phaze.
Yep, we haven't heard of a single one of them either! Probably just how Billy Ray likes it.
The group has a single out, which you can listen to HERE, but we won't be joining you. We don't care to have our ears bleed in the middle of the day.
Ever since the first reports of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt splitting up, Hills fans understandably assumed wondered if it was another big PR hoax.
Looks like it isn't.
Almost two months after the plastic princess went to court seeking legal separation from the puppet master, the reality star has filed for divorce.
Heidi Montag cites the usual "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the pair's split in a divorce petition filed in Santa Monica, Calif., Court.
"Heidi has amended her petition for separation and has filed a petition for dissolution of marriage from Spencer Pratt," attorney Jodeane Farrell said. The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner."
Hopefully Spencer Pratt finds comfort in his beloved crystals.
Adding that terms will be hashed out in an out of court settlement, Farrell said "both parties are amicable with each other and finalizing the divorce."
The couple staged a sham wedding in Cabo in 2008, then tied the knot for real in April 2009 at a church in Pasadena, Calif., appearing happy.
Things went downhill fast, however.
Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, fired Spencer as her manager, (Read more...)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is riding high right now on the wave known as Inception. The epically successful movie has landed him on the cover of tons of magazines and on every talk show television can handle. This is all good news for him, as girls like to screw guys who are all over TV and the man is looking for some serious tail!
Even though a few weeks ago we heard Joseph was dating model Devon Aoki, sources tell Life and Style he's still on a pussy hunt. A source says, "He's been asking out a lot of girls in LA the past few weeks."
Eh, you are only young once! Might as well enjoy it while you can!
Just remember to be safe! Don't fall for any grenades!
Former Vice President Al Gore may have lost the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush, and may be unable to defeat climate change all by himself.
Gore was cleared of a massage therapist's sexual abuse allegations due to "lack of credible evidence" in the case, Portland, Ore., prosecutors said Friday.
The Multnomah County D.A.'s office decided that a "sustainable criminal case does not exist" after re-examining sexual assault claims by Molly Hagerty.
The masseuse said Gore made "unwanted sexual contact" with her during a massage at his hotel in 2006. The National Enquirer recently broke the story.
Prosecutors declined to pursue the case against Al Gore after interviewing witnesses who were at the hotel and since Hagerty failed a polygraph test.
The D.A.'s office also said that "forensic testing" disputed her accusations. It's not clear what types of tests were conducted and on what evidence.
We're guessing the supposedly soiled pants of his ... Gross.
"Mr. Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago," spokeswoman Kalee (Read more...)
