You know how Paris Hilton keeps getting arrested for drugs and irresponsible use of substances and all that stuff we mere mortals would go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for? According to an upcoming tell-all by someone who used to work for Girls Gone Wild, Paris has an even more detailed drug history than we thought.

Now, this is all coming from a guy who was involved in convincing girls in various states of intoxication and legal adulthood to get naked on camera, so take it with a grain of salt (which is actually coke hidden in a salt shaker): Ryan Simkin, a former GGW cameraman, claims that his boss Joe Francis put together a “care package” consisting of coke and Ecstasy in a Camel cigarettes box that Paris could take with her to Europe. An excerpt from his book:

“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her [vagina]. Classic.”

Realistically, this is probably not completely true. Something about it rings false, and I think it’s the whistle bit; I can’t see Paris having the wherewithal to do something as mentally tasking as whistling (although I bet Rick Solomon would have some input on her ability to blow). But if it is true, I should take back all those things I said about Paris Hilton being dumb. I mean, most women use their vaginas for really pedestrian things, (Read more...)

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