December 31, 2010


Plaid has been awesome since, like, the dark ages. In our new-fangled, Iphone-addled modern times, it’s important to preserve plaid and the aura of awesomeness that it maintains. Do these celebs give plaid the justice it deserves? You be the judge. Also, I’ll be the judge. Hey yo!
1. Benji Madden

Don’t get me wrong, I dig this cowboy black and red plaid look, but come on, dude. Just unbutton that top button and you won’t look like a J.C. Penney mannequin, or Kim Cattrall from Mannequin.
2. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Or whatever nosejob she’s going by, these days. Ass-lee is probably one of my favored celebrities to rip apart for her sheer stupidity and ridiculousness (plus, her sister! Cripes, those genes don’t create anything but tits n’ grins). Here she is plaid-ing it up in a cute Chanel necklace and what looks like a dress again…from the JC Penney.
3. Mark Salling

I’m not oft a fan of the smaller, frailer, what I call “Dad-plaid,” style, but Salling is hot. He pulls that shite off, and with douchey-looking beads to boot. Are those beads from an abacus or my butt-plug? Give them BACK, SALLING!
4. Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, gay ranchhand.
5. Matthew Morrison

Looks like my Dad. Geez, just unbutton one button and you won’t look like my dad on parent teacher conference night, circa 1979.
6. Emma Roberts

God, she thinks she’s sooo grunge. I got news for you, Emma: doing the movie Hotel for Dogs has permanently evacuated from the grunge or punk categories, FOREVER.
7. Kirsten Dunst

I love her style, but are we sure she isn’t an albino?
8. Leighton Meester

This beeyotch looks crazy. I know it’s probably just a gossip girl costume thing, but it looks like old people (Read more...)