Thank the heavens above! We're sure she'll be a good mother some day ... but that day is certainly not today!

This morning, the big story floating around the Internet was that Jersey Shore's Snooki was knocked up with her first child. Thankfully, Snooks and her girl JWOWW stopped by the Opie & Anthony radio show shortly after the story was posted and cleared the air -- Snooki Monster is not pregnant!

But you know what? Snooks isn't pleased about this particular rumor. Sure, she's developed a thick skin over the past few years, but this story actually hurt her feelings. According to our fave guidette, she is insulted by the insinuation that she is pregnant because since she is not, it implies that the starters of the rumor thinks she is fat!

How rude!

Check out the video (above) to hear Snooki and JWOWW shoot the rumor down and send out a harsh message back to the instigators who made this whole story up.

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