Last year, Tara Reid married Zach Kehayov.
Actually she didn't, but she pretended like she did to get attention from celebrity gossip tabloids, even though it wasn't a legal wedding. Then they broke up.
Now the alleged actress has moved on to a new, older beau: 60-year-old jeweler Fawaz Gruosi, recently dubbed of the most sought-after watch and jewelry makers of his generation, according to The New York Times.
Get a prenup drafted up early, Fawaz.
The two were spotted holding hands and looking intimate aboard a massive yacht at the Lady Joy Boat Party during the famous Cannes Film Festival, which the 36-year-old train wreck may or may not have crashed with no ticket.
The new couple partied alongside A-list stars such as Eva Longoria, Diddy and Alec Baldwin, and clearly had fun, stumblinb out of the party looking rough.
Reid recently returned to the big screen with a role in American Reunion, her first film to get a wide theatrical release since 2005's Alone in the Dark.
And probably her last.