We bet if we were once married to the trainwreck that is Jordan, we'd be having massive panic attacks, as well!!

Peter Andre has recently opened up about his battle with anxiety which, at its worst, would result in 20 panic attacks a day! He finally had to seek treatment at a psychiatric hospital in his 20s, but now successfully manages the condition with medication.

Andre says:

'You go through all that anxiety and you think it's the end of your life - but it's not. I woke up at 3am and I felt a hammering in my head. I started panicking and hyperventilating, my hands were sweating and I thought my heart was going to pop out of my body. You think you're having a heart attack. No matter how many times you've had it, every time you think, this is it, I'm going to die. There were times when it was so bad that I thought, am I better off? But you have to look at what's around you. My family were my entire life and I though, how are they going to live the rest of their lives? That's what stopped me. I won't go back because I've got children: they need me and I will always be there for them. I will never go back.'

If this is sincere and not just a way of getting press, then we really have to hand it to him!!

Panic attacks ARE terrifying, and we're happy he sought out treatment!

Being overwhelmed by your own anxiety is a horrible way to live your life!!

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We hope she's getting ahead of herself!

Katie Price claims that she is in negotiations to turn her four autobiographies into a movie about her life.

WTF?! Who in their right mind would fund that?!

"I've got four autobiographies, well, they're four diaries. I've found a producer and he's already got three of them - I'm giving him the other one and that's what they're doing," revealed the reality whore.

She has someone in mind to play her, but she's not giving out any information other than "it's going to be a mad film."

Kate is currently working on her fourth book, which focuses on her divorce from Peter Andre.

"I'm not going to hold anything back, I'd be very scared if I was him. You just wait. It's time the truth came out about me and Peter," she continued.

Wish she would think about how this is affecting the childrenz! Sad.

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We had such a magical evening at Sir Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night!

It dizzies us to even attempt to describe the evening!

But, what is most important to share with you Perezcious little gangsters is that all moneys raised from Elton and his husband David Furnish's party go to the Elton John AIDS Foundation, which has done SO MUCH good for over 15 years now!

Poppa Elton is always so kind and amazing and the ultimate host! We had the bestest bestest time at his party!

Seated at our table was Anthony Keidis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Joaquin Phoenix, who looked great clean-shaven, as well as the gorgeous and generous and truly special Diana Jenkins, plus several power gays we had the pleasure of meeting. We had a great time chatting with Anthony about music, our mutual love of French singer Soko, and the state of the record business.

Nicole Richie came by and joined us for a brief debate on Uffie vs Ke$ha, and we got to chat with her for a while about her life and our life and how we've both changed and grown since we first met close to six years ago.

Hayden Panettiere kept circling our table like a hawk and giving us the evil eye, but we thankfully managed to avoid her.

None other than Miley Cyrus came over to say hello and she excitedly told us about her new album - which is going to be more pop and less rock than her first few Disney albums (yay)! The Hannah Montana star was with her hot Australian boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, though she had previously said she would be leaving him at home and doing the Oscar rounds with her mom!

Posh herself, Victoria Beckham, said hello (we're still pinching ourselves that so many celebrities came to say hello to us and not the other way around) and it was great to catch up with her.

Vicky B. was seated with Heidi Klum, whom we got to chat with and - prior to last night - had never met before!

We also met for the first time Glee's Lea Michele, who was with one of our imaginary boyfriends, Jonathan Groff.

Speaking of imaginary boyfriends, we spent a good chunk of the evening chatting with True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten.

Swoon!!!!!

Johnny Weir was one of the celebs most in demand at the party, and he spent a lot of time chatting up Miz Kelly Osbourne.

Kelly's mom, Sharon, was a delight - as always - as was X Factor judge Louis Walsh. And you bet he and Perezzers chatted about Cheryl Cole and… Jedward!

In addition to all the above, we got to share some giggles and shoot the shit with Jason Mraz, Josh Groban, Katie Price, Kimora Lee Simmons, Kathy Griffin, Matthew Morrison, Debi Mazar, Andre Leon Talley, Lance Bass, Brian Atwood, Stephen Cojocaru, RuPaul, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Niecy Nash, Nancy O'Dell, Maria Menounos, Stacey Dash, Phllip Treacy, Ricki Lake, Adam Levine, Pauly Shore, Phillip Bloch, Lydia & Patty Hearst and more.

It truly was one of the best nights of our whole life!

[Perez's jacket and bowtie by Ben Sherman. Thank you Dana Dynamite! Polo shirt by Le Tigre. And pants by Loud Mouth.]

In a recent interview, Jordan blathered on and on about her new husband, cross-dressing cage fighter Alex Reid, but never missed a moment to compare him to her ex, Peter Andre!

Immature!

The former glamour model says that there's "no hidden agenda" in her relationship with Reid, and that she can be "100% [herself]."

"He 'gets' me and allows me to be who I am, and vice versa," says Katie. "I loved Pete but, with him, there were always issues."

Oh, here we go…

"There was jealousy and I couldn't be out by myself without him on my back, demanding to know where I was or who I was with… Alex doesn't ask where I am 24/7, he trusts me. And I trust him," insists Jordan.

"It's special and I don't want it played out in public like Pete's and my marriage. This time I'm doing things differently."

Huh.

Personally telling the media about your relationship and then claiming you don't want your marriage "played out in public"?

Are we the only ones confused by that statement?

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She's SO not worth this!

While arriving at LAX on Wednesday, Katie Price got harassed and pushed around by the ruthless paparazzi - and she LOVED it!

A life of shameless fame and fortune, but where's your kids?!

P.S. That coat better be fake!

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Way to spoil all the fun!

Katie Price AKA Jordan's new husband Alex Reid was set to pose nude for gay publication Attitude, but she put a stop to that when the magazine wouldn't run the accompanying interview by the former glamor model first!

A source reveals:

"Alex and his manager, Chris Herbert, had worked out the deal and were ready to go ahead. It was going to be Alex's bravest shoot ever, because he was going to be naked.

"But Katie insisted on having final approval on the interview before it ran. She sent Chris like 150 texts in three days, so in the end the shoot got canceled."

Bummer! We think Jordan just wants to stay the famous one in the couple!

She also responded to ex-husband Peter Andre's revelation that he hooked up with model Maddy Ford shortly after their divorce saying:

"Finally this news will show a side to Peter that has never come out before - no more Mr. Nice Guy. This just shows his true colors, he is not the perfect man like he claims to be, he's a liar. All that time Pete has been getting on my back about what I have been getting up to with Alex - but he is no different."

Blah blah blah, everyone likes to get some!

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Jordan wasn't the only one having a good time!

Peter Andre put the moves on former glamour model Maddy Ford a mere eight days after his divorce starting what became a whirlwind 3-month fling!

Maddy explains:

"I was quickly introduced to him, but about an hour later I was at the bar when I sensed someone behind me. It was Peter. He whispered into my neck, 'I think you are gorgeous'. It was a clumsy chat-up line but it still sent shudders down my spine. Michelle called me later to say Peter definitely wanted to see me again."

LOLs! That Pete is so smooth!

The twosome kept seeing each other for a few steamy months, but that was it. Peter came clean about the relationship saying:

"Yes it's true. I was intimate with Maddy on a handful of occasions. We both went into it with our eyes open, and let's just say I certainly know how to pick 'em!

"I always said that I would only talk about a new relationship if it was a serious one and as far as I'm concerned this was not serious…I remained faithful to my ex-wife throughout our marriage until I was divorced. As far as I am concerned I am a single guy without a girlfriend."

No shame in that!

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