Goodbye Jersey Shore!

We're so sad this season is over!!!

We're in mourning!

So….

CLICK HERE to look at the most tantastic photo gallery of our favorite guidos and guidettes!!!

CLICK HERE to look at the most tantastic photo gallery of our favorite guidos and guidettes!!!

CLICK HERE to look at the most tantastic photo gallery of our favorite guidos and guidettes!!!

Memories!

[Image via WENN.]

Start The New Year Right With The Jersey Shore!

Smart move, MTV! If we had to wait till next summer to get our GTL fix, we would've been pissed!

The executive producer of arguably MTV's most successful show on-air, The Jersey Shore, just announced the premiere date for the upcoming third season.

After you've recovered from your New Years Eve hangover, you can settle in to watch the guidos return to their natural habitat, Seaside, N.J.! The third season will premiere Jan. 6.

A new year, new arrests and a new castmember, Deena Nicole, taking over where Angelina left off.

And speaking of the Staten Island Dump, as she was so affectionally nicknamed by her Jersey housemates, Angelina got some heat from MTV execs when she went on a Twitter rant the other day about The Situation.

The excommunicated Jersey girl told sources that MTV watched "over her shoulder" as they forced her to delete tweets in reference to his penis and even supposed drug use!

A sad attempt for attention, if you ask us. We're surprised MTV even bother to deal with her.

[Image via WENN.]

Jersey Shore’s Angelina Hits Limo Driver!

Look Angelina, we know people can be cruel, but violence is NEVER the answer! Do U really think he's just gonna let it go?

Even the aroma of Jersey Shore boardwalk fries and booze can't mask the smell of this lawsuit coming.

After Jersey Shore's Angelina appeared at The Big Bang Celebrity Boxing match in Springfield, Mass, she was not in the best of moods after being ridiculed by the crowd.

During the limo ride home, the driver relentlessly hit on Angelina's mother, Annmarie, which brought Angelina to her breaking point.

After yelling and cursing, the driver pulled the car over, at which time Angelina punched him in the head, and then continued to punch the man.

Here's what Angelina's mother had to say about it:

“After Angelina fought with the guy he called his brother who immediately arrived on the scene, and then threatened to get more people to come and fight us. It was scary because it was 3:00am and we were in a bad neighborhood.”

It sounds like the guy was crossing the line, but you shouldn't have hit him, Angelina! You completely lost the upper hand, opened yourself up to a lawsuit, and you (Read more...)

Jersey Shore’s Dirty Little Hamster Talks Shizz About Her Castmates

Blah Blah Blah.

The Staten Island Dump is talking major shit about her fellow Jersey Shore castmates. She also goes on and on about how SHE was the victim and everybody was wrong and she was right!!

GTFO you dirty little hamster!

We're so glad Angelina left the show!! We hope we never have to see your stupid face ever again!

Two Z-Listers Does Not Equal One D-Lister!

It equals your off the effing list, losers!!!!

As we continue to mourn the end of a pouf era, Snooki is off somewhere laughing her ass off, as word is her ex-BF, Jeff Miranda, has been visiting the Staten Island dump…frequently.

Sources are reporting having seen Jersey Shore's Angelina canoodling with Jeff at a restaurant in Union, NJ on Sunday, after having spent the previous evening "hanging out" together at New Jersey's 118 Lounge!

But here is the real shocker! When reached for comment on whether or not he was getting it in Angelina, Jeff told sources, "No comment."

No comment? Seriously? What kind of z-list fame whore are you? Maybe there is too much gel in your brain for you to understand this, but if you don't offer any comments, the press just stops talking to you! Personally, we're all for that, but we imagine you're looking to milk these 15 minutes seconds for as long as possible. While else would you take a girl out who just last week smashed a microphone into your skull!

Why, we ask you! Why?!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Snooki’s New Romance Hits A Rough Patch – Already!

Perhaps. Or perhaps some Staten Island fame whore troll is stirring up trouble where there is none, just so someone from the press will talk to her.

We're going with the latter. (Though, we still don't trust this guy!)

By now, you Jersey Shore fans know all about Jeff Miranda, the newest guido to steal away into Snooki Snicker's panties heart. Well, former Jersey Shore cast mate Angelina Pivarnick has some interesting accusations to throw around concerning Snooki and her new beau.

First, Angelina says that recently the two had a "huge fight," which Jeff feels "terrible" about. Then Angelina claims that when Jeff first met the Jersey crew down in Miami, it was HER he was after, not Snooki. She tells sources:

“Jeff used to try and hook up with me all the time after we were done filming in Miami. He really wanted to be my boyfriend. He would come to clubs and follow us around wherever we went…He was always saying mean things about the cast…he said Snooki was gross. He called J-WOWW a man and Ronnie a short loser…He never told Snooki that he tried out for Jersey Shore and now she’s found out (Read more...)

10 Jersey Shore Fashion Crimes

Jersey Shore is TV crack cocaine. As suddenly as we tried it, we couldn’t get enough. Though I’m ashamed to say I watch the show, I’m not ashamed to say that I wholeheartedly disagree with this whole Guido/Guidette fashion direction. I mean, does everyone want to look like a living, walking anus? Apparently so. And here are ten fashion trends that make me wanna vomit in my mouth.

1. The Pouf/”The Snooki“

Of course a gigantic ball of greasy, thick-like-pubes hair accentuating one’s cranium is in right now. WHY NOT? It’s ugly and makes you look like you’re covering up a head wound. Snooki- this may be your trademark because you’re like 4’1, but it isn’t going to fly on us non-elvin folk.

2. Wonk Tits

I don’t know who did JWoww’s plastic surgery. Ripley from Aliens? My fourth grade cousin? Because these tits look cut and pasted in a way that boggles the mind. I mean, I know they’re tits, and they’re supposed to be (ulp) HOT…but jesus christ, can you get them right (I’m also talking to you, Audrina Patridge).

3. Shitty Tattoos

If I never see anything etched in gaudy old english I will be a HAPPY WOMAN. Seriously, do these people realize Tattoos are permanent? I know you like tweety bird and chinese lettering, but take a BREATH, think about the decision you’re making, and take a couple Jagerbombs. I guarantee you’ll feel slightly less douchey in the morning.

4. Not-So-Ironic Tee Shirts

Ah, look at you, Vinnie! The most boring member of the Jersey Shore finally has something to say: that he wants to have sex with older women. And he probably has a long sleeve one for before the clubs, one tank for daywear and a silken one for getting Krunk. (Read more...)

10 Jersey Shore Fashion Crimes

Jersey Shore is TV crack cocaine. As suddenly as we tried it, we couldn’t get enough. Though I’m ashamed to say I watch the show, I’m not ashamed to say that I wholeheartedly disagree with this whole Guido/Guidette fashion direction. I mean, does everyone want to look like a living, walking anus? Apparently so. And here are ten fashion trends that make me wanna vomit in my mouth.

1. The Pouf/”The Snooki“

Of course a gigantic ball of greasy, thick-like-pubes hair accentuating one’s cranium is in right now. WHY NOT? It’s ugly and makes you look like you’re covering up a head wound. Snooki- this may be your trademark because you’re like 4’1, but it isn’t going to fly on us non-elvin folk.

2. Wonk Tits

I don’t know who did JWoww’s plastic surgery. Ripley from Aliens? My fourth grade cousin? Because these tits look cut and pasted in a way that boggles the mind. I mean, I know they’re tits, and they’re supposed to be (ulp) HOT…but jesus christ, can you get them right (I’m also talking to you, Audrina Patridge).

3. Shitty Tattoos

If I never see anything etched in gaudy old english I will be a HAPPY WOMAN. Seriously, do these people realize Tattoos are permanent? I know you like tweety bird and chinese lettering, but take a BREATH, think about the decision you’re making, and take a couple Jagerbombs. I guarantee you’ll feel slightly less douchey in the morning.

4. Not-So-Ironic Tee Shirts

Ah, look at you, Vinnie! The most boring member of the Jersey Shore finally has something to say: that he wants to have sex with older women. And he probably has a long sleeve one for before the clubs, one tank for daywear and a silken one for getting Krunk. (Read more...)

Boo-Hoo Angelina That Loser Chick!

We know you all tuned in for the premiere of The Jersey Shore last night. You can deny it, but we can smell the joy of a night spent fist-pumping all over you.

So, having watched last night's premiere, you're well aware that there is going to be some serious drama in South Beach between the guidos and guidettes. Of course, the biggest fly in the pickle jar is Angelina Pivarnick, who made a not-so-welcomed return to the show after having left last season after only three episodes.

Angelina, desperate to garner as much attention as her co-stars, started blabbing to the press as early as this morning about what the season holds for her. Angie cries that no one was very nice to her and that she was bullied all throughout the taping.

Aw, sad.

Oh wait, not sad. Funny. Very funny! Ha!

Angie admits that out of all of the people in the house, Ronnie treated her the worst.

She said:

“Ronnie is the worst and would say, ‘Why don’t you get on the treadmill for 10 minutes?’"

So you would think after all that, Angelina wouldn't be friends with anyone in the house, right?

Wrong!

Coming (Read more...)

Jersey Shore’s Angelina Is Pissed!

Get ready for a battle between irrelevant Hollywood players.

In one corner, a pissed off alleged publicist to Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick. Sibrena Stowe called her client out last week, saying that she owed her money and that she was dropping her from her service because she was "party-girl."

In the other corner, Angelina, everyone's least favorite guidette, who announced today she has never even worked with this woman!

Angelina told sources that Sibrena is just being "malicious" and that she "never hired her or signed a contract” with Sibrena. According to Angelina, this is all just a publicity stunt:

“I met her through a friend but she was never my publicist, she claims I owe her $2,500. When I texted her asking, ‘What did you do for me?’ she responded, ‘I kept your MTV schedule for you.’ I texted back, ‘My grandmother could have done that'. Let her try to prove anything. She never set up one red carpet event or anything for me…I’ve already contacted a lawyer, maybe she thinks she can sue me but she’s not going to get anything."

Let's get real here for a second - is there anything to get???

If this (Read more...)