Ryan Merriman has reached his final destination in his DUI case.
Alcohol education classes.
Merriman was arrested and charged with two counts of DUI and the Final Destination 3 actor pled no contest.
He was sentenced to pay a $390 fine, 3 years of informal probation and a wag of a finger with his ACCELERATED classes.
There wasn't a finger wag but how do people get off so easiily?!
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In front of a house of God no less! For shame!
The big news out of Dallas this morning was the arrest of acclaimed country singer Randy Travis. Early this morning, the cops were called to a local Baptist church after someone spotted a suspicious vehicle. When the police arrived, they found Randy chugging down on a bottle of sacramental wine, drunk off his rocker.
Randy was hauled off to jail, but was booked, cited and released in the same span of time it probably took him to get hammered.
Wonder if he'll turn this bender into a Billboard chart-topper? Cowboys like to write songs about their embarrassing drunkscapes, right?
Oh great! Another story of a man assaulting his girlfriend... soo gross!
According to the police, Deen Castronovo allegedly assaulted his girlfriend last weekend in a fight that escalated a little too high!
The current touring drummer for Journey was booked for the alleged assault as well as coercion, criminal mischief, getting in the way of making a report, and being a harasser. Ick!
And get this!! Sources say his girlfriend even ran out of the house to call her dad, but Deen caught her and yanked the phone right out of her hand!! Boo!!!
Of course, he didn't stay at the jail house for too long. He posted his $50k bail and got the hell outta there!!
UGH!!! There are NO EXCUSES for violence, especially on a woman!!
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While he avoids jail and allegations he beat his wife, Jeremy London has no place to go.
In legal docs where he is charged for domestic abuse, Jeremy is listed with no address.
The only thing listed is that he is "transient."
In other words, he is officially listed as homeless!
The court docs also request an arrest warrant as Jer-Jer hasn't been incarcerated yet.
You're in awfully hot water, Mr. London.
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Just because you were arrested TWICE outside of Madonna's home, and are clearly allegedly a creepy stalker, doesn't mean that you have to take a plea deal.
That's exactly what Madonna's stalker just did -- and it was a deal that involved just a year in prison.
His lawyer, Kevin Kitson, said this:
"The New York City Police Department in this case was a servant of the private security of Madonna doing a celebrity's bidding. If you have enough money and power, the rules are different."
Robert Linhart is a 61-year-old retired New York fire fighter, and had a knife in a bag and an ice-pick in his truck, and was also found with signs professing his love for Madonna.
He actually believed he had a right to be outside her home, where he had written notes on the pavement including "meet me please" and "tell me yes or no" and said:
"I can be here. This is police brutality. I have a right to do this. I am not doing anything wrong."
Obviously there's something wrong with this guy if he thinks doing any of that is decent, regardless of it being legal or not.
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Sounds fair! Hell, sounds like quite a deal! Better than McDonald's usual promotions! LOL!
Last night, Burbank police arrested a woman on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexual favors to a man driving in a McDonald's drive-through.
The alleged prostitue was seen opening customers’ car doors on the line, asking for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for her services. One man declined the offer and immediately called the police.
Guess he was lovin' it! ("It" being her!)
Hey! Girl's Prostitution whore's got to eat!
So there's this guy in Arizona, right?
His wife cheated on him 10 years ago, and he suspects a few more times after that. He doesn't leave because of the kids.
Then he finds out that adultery is illegal in his state, and now he wants his wife to be arrested!
How did he find out she was cheating, you ask? Well, it has to do with condoms and you'll just have to watch the video to see the amount of sleuthing that went into it! Ha!
Oh, and the cops aren't really going to do anything about it. Whomp whomp!
This couldn't even come from Bill Cosby's mouth...
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested for violating his probation in Madison, WI.
Bop Bop was charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana on top of his probation violation.
Fortunately, his parents are NOT the ones who named him this nonsensical name. His birth name is Jeffrey Drew Wilschke.
He must have been stoned to think Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was a good idea.
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This might be the most X-rated Infomercial in the history of infomercials.
Vince Offer aka Prostitute-Face-Punching Vince Offer is back plugging a new toy of his.
The Schticky: a lint roller.
In the infomercial, there is TONS of innuendo, sexual and otherwise. The spokesman even pokes fun at himself for his tango with the law. Kudos for taking it in stride?
This goes to show you punching hookers can actually elevate your career.
However, we insist that you avoid hookers all together.
Check out the video above and Get Schticky with it.
Wow. The title pretty much says it all!
A Colorado woman was arrested for, yes, pulling down her pants, punching, and then peeing on a $30 million painting. GROSS!
Carmen Tisch, who is 36 and should know better than to just go around peeing on things like $30 million paintings, is accused of being the source of $10,000 worth of damage to the Clyfford Still oil-on-canvas at a Denver museum.
Ew. We can't even handle this!
Though, we do wonder if she'll try and pass it off as her own form of art! LOLz!
Watch the video above for the whole rundown!