Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Stopped Intruder With A Gun!!

This is some pretty scary stuff!

More details are coming out about the intruder at Paris Hilton's home earlier this week.

According to sources, Paris' boyfriend, Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits, stopped the intruder by pulling a gun on Nathan Parada when he saw him through a window, carrying two knives - a large kitchen knife and a buck hunting knife.

Cy reportedly went outside and drew his weapon and ordered Parada to drop his weapons and lay on his stomach until police arrived.

Police later said that Parada found Paris' address by purchasing a Star Map on Hollywood Blvd. just hours before attempting to break in.

The psycho was charged with a felony burglary and is currently being held in custody on a 5150 psychiatric hold.

Later, Paris told friends, "Thank God Cy was there, he saved my life."

We can't imagine what we would do in a situation like that! Thank goodness everybody is safe!

That guy needs to be locked up for a very long time!!!

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Paris Hilton’s Intruder Booked On Felony Burglary!

Lock him up and keep him locked up! Crazy pants!

This morning, poor Paris Hilton awoke to the sounds of knife-wielding lunatic trying to break into her home. We've now learned the man is 31-year-old Nathan Lee Parada and is being held on charges of felony burglary.

His bail has been set at $50,000.

Doubtful anyone is going to pay that up anytime soon!

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Rip Torn Requests Accelerated Rehab For Probation!

Oh my, Rip Torn! We had almost forgotten about all of your batshit crazy shenanigans back in January!

The trainwreck actor is expected to be in court today to attend a hearing regarding his January arrest for attempted burglary, and apparently he wants to request an accelerated rehab program that erases charges upon completion. This would serve as his probation.

Sources claim that prosecutors will be opposing this plan! Inneresting!

We think that if he was crazy or intoxicated enough to walk into someone's house that he confused for a bank with a weapon and a plan to rob, he's probably going to need a little more than effing rehab!

Just saying!

What do U think?? What kind of punishment should Rip Torn receive?

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Charges Dropped Against Rip Torn

Charges were dropped against 30 Rock actor, Rip Torn, who was arrested in January after allegedly breaking into a bank (thinking it was his own home) "while drunk and carrying a loaded weapon."

But only the burglary charges have been dropped. The actor still faces consequences related to his possession of a firearm without a permit, criminal mischief and trespassing charges.

Torn and his lawyer, Thomas Waterfall, believe the charges could be dropped if he undergoes accelerated rehabilitation along with probation.

Looks like one less person to keep Lindsanity company in the slammer!

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Kiki Drunkst Takes The Stand!

Kirsten Dunst took the stand today against her purse snatcher and alleged drug dealer.

For almost three years, Kiki has been trying to get James Jimenez behind bars for stealing her stuff while on the set of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. James has come up with a lot of stories to prove his innocence, his latest being that he was invited to the set as Kiki drug provider. He claims that he sold Kiki and her pals marijuana.

But today, Kiki testified in the retrial and claimed that she didn't smoke pot. She did, however, continue to throw her personal assistant under a bus by telling the courts that she smoked pot.

The defense then launched a line of questioning on Dunst's stand on the legalization of marijuana, but the judge ruled it irrelevant. After that, Kiki insisted that she had no idea who Jimenez was prior to the burglary and that neither she nor her assistants invited them to set.

Sounds like a lot of he said, she said. But what we really want to hear is what the judge has to say! This thing has been going on long enough! Put it to bed already!

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Guy Ritchie’s Country House Burgled!

Luckily his staff was there to prevent the thief from making off with anything!

Guy Ritchie's country house near Salisbury, England was broken into yesterday morning, but his staff grabbed the man and turned him over to the police. A police spokesman explains:

"We were called to a house following a report of a burglary. A 29-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the incident and was taken to Salisbury police station, where he was interviewed by detectives. He was later released on police bail pending further inquiries."

We hope his staff gets a bonus!

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Dunst Robber A Drug Dealer???

This is an interesting turn of events.

The case against the man who allegedly stole stuff from Kirsten Dunst is still going on and it's been three years!

This morning, James Jimenez's lawyer, announced that his client had permission to be on the set of the film shoot because he was the actor's drug dealer!

James' lawyer insists that Drunky and co-star Simon Pegg invited James to their greenroom to supply them with some goodies, though what kind and how much of it, he would not say

Soo, your client is a thief and a drug dealer? Exactly what did you accomplish here?!

Oh, that's right! You are also playing the "I'm uneducated" card too!

So then, it was a combination of stupidity and drugs that kept you from knowing you were robbing the place? That is your defense?!

Welcome to America!

Oh, and stay tuned for these shenangins to continue next week as Kiki is set to testify! That should be good!

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Mugshot Hall Of Fame

LOLz!!!

It's like someone screwed around with his face with a Sharpie after he passed out from alcohol poisoning!

Except that is real! That is a legit tattoo on his face! (Paging Bombshell McGee! We have found your soul mate!)

This handsome devil hails from Colorado and was arrested after witnesses identified him for invading someone's home. If you hadn't guessed, it was his "Eastside" inked mustache that gave him away.

Now, Anthony Brandon Gonzales, finds his stay in jail that much longer, as he was already in the slammer for a burglary he committed back in April.

You just are making all kinds of smart choices, huh?