Busty ginger beauty Christina Hendricks has multiple talents and she brought them both out to play the other evening for the opening of the Vivienne Westwood store. I don't know exactly what they sell at this establishment, but if...
Miranda Kerr Is Back! And Leading A Convention of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret Party
Bless this glorious day. The queen hath returned. Miranda Kerr, arguably (by me included) one of the hottest women on the face of this spinning gaseous mass we call home, has returned from her sequester from hottieville by reason...
Perky in Pink
Rose McGowan still got a sweet little body. (Celebuzz) Adrianne Palicki super-human boobage bouncing. (HuffPo) Kardashian she-bot overload. (HuffPo) Sasha Grey makes a sex book. (FoxNews) What the hell is Lindsay Lohan doing? (TheSuperficial) Pictures of college kids public sex...
Alyshia Kingston Helps Us Say Happy Birthday to Gabe Kaplan
Ex-officio member of the Egotastic! extended family, Gabe Kaplan turned 66 years young today and we couldn't help but gift him this delightfully refined, elegant, and all-around dainty birthday gift of hot model Alyshia Kingston getting all kinds of...
Amber Lancaster Leads List of Ocean-Bound Hotties at Soul Surfer Premiere
True, but sad story. I've been surfing once in my life. Once. I got stung by a jellyfish five minutes into my paddle out, I winced and cried like a baby, some dude pissed on my arm, and my...
Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip for Gorbachev’s Birthday Surprise
If I could count on my fingers the number of wild times I've had over the years at Gorbachev birthday parties. Mikhail and I have a tossed a few back if you know what I'm saying; bastard can party...
Ellen Pompeo Scanty Spandex Cut-Outs Deserve Notice
We've not featured Ellen Pompeo much on this site, despite the fact that this Grey's Anatomy star has some mature-styling hotness and keeps herself in uber-great shape for a MILFy type celebrity creature. But, every very once in a...
Jamie Chung Gonna Knock You Out (And You’ll Love It)
The best part about Sucker Punch, really, truly, well, besides the Vanessa Hudgens twatastic scandal, is the emergence of Jamie Chung, super sextastic actress whose future is as bright as she is hot. Seen here pimping the crap out...
Yaya Kosikova Brings Topless Slovakian Heat to the Beaches of Miami
Do you lust hot topless Slovakian supermodels like I lust hot topless Slovakian supermodels. In which case, you will find some delightful ogle moments int the candid topless bikini pictures of Yaya Kosikova, just another skinny-hot fashion slave soaking...
Courteney Cox Continues Her MILFtastic Bikini Show in St. Barts
Wow. Double wow. Double cans of MILF hotness wow. Courteney Cox continues her bid for hottest divorcee (oh, and rich) on the planet with her bikini show in St. Barts, proving that hotness never dies, it just slows down...