LeBron James Delivers Most Overt Eff You in Sports History, Joins Miami Heat

A man is claiming to be the father of LeBron James.

A former teammate may have slept with his mother.

But this NBA superstar is facing a problem of a different kind now: he's become one of the most hated athletes in all of professional sports.

The 25-year old free agent left the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight and joined up with fellow stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat. In one sense, it's a selfless act: James took less money to sign with Miami and is choosing to subjugate all personal achievements (scoring titles, MVPs, etc.) for the sake of a championship (or six).

But why make make the announcement on a primetime ESPN special?!? Having spurned his hometown via such a public, self-serving spectacle, James should prepare to be booed out of almost every arena in which he plays next season.

Fans in Cleveland are already burning LeBron James' jerseys in the streets, and it's hard to blame them. James may win an abundance of titles now, but he'll never have done so as the established leader on his own team.

Is that a decision Kobe Bryant or Michael Jordan ever would make?

Sports fans will (Read more...)

Mel Gibson Investigated For Domestic Violence

The chatter regarding Mel Gibson's alleged abuse of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva isn't just getting attention online - it's sparked interest among police.

A terrifying tape of Mel's racist tirade against the mother of his eight-month-old daughter surfaced last week. Grigorieva herself denies leaking the tape.

The release of the rant followed accusations that he punched her in the face, however, painting a sick picture of the actor, who split with her in January.

In the tape, Mel allegedly references the incident in which Grigorieva says he assaulted her, and adds that she deserved it. What a class act this guy is.

Understandably, the police are looking into it.

If Oksana is to be believed, no one is safe from Mad Mel.

"An investigation of domestic violence has been launched by [Los Angeles Sheriff's] Malibu/Lost Hills station detectives ... involving actor Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva," read a statement released Thursday.

Referring to the January 6 incident, "The police detective in charge of the investigation is currently gathering information regarding the allegations. Due to the investigation being preliminary in nature, no other information is available at this time."

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Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again?!?

Come on, Kourtney Kardashian.

Is your reality show struggling so mightily that you must ruin the life of a second child by exploiting it for the sake of ratings?!?

The answer is YES, if this tabloid cover story is to be believed. According to In Touch Weekly, Kourtney Kardashian recently shared pregnancy news with Scott Disick... who reacted to it by flirting with another woman right before Kourt's eyes. That bastard!

Poor Kardashian wants to leave her shady baby daddy, but is allegedly "terrified" to do so. After all, viewers certainly won't watch Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami just for the personality of these sisters alone.

Take this report with a grain of salt the size of Kim Kardashian's ego, however.

Supermarket tabloids have a penchant for "confirming" baby news that turns out to be nothing more than a confirmation that the magazine has written about a celebrity and mentioned the word baby. Right, Jessica Simpson?

Off to Sweden? Elin Woods Given “Wide Latitude” Over Custody Decisions in Tiger Split

One of the burning questions surrounding the Tiger Woods divorce settlement is where Elin Nordegren and the couple's children will live once the split is final.

That's still unclear, but it appears as if she will call the shots.

Sources familiar with the divorce say Elin Woods will have control over where they reside, opening the door for her to potentially settle in her native Sweden.

The agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end of last week, but there is still one document being negotiated - presumably pertaining to the kids.

No wonder Tiger's been so frustrated and distracted lately.

CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION: Tiger's almost single at last! Woo!

As for the property settlement, we reported last week that Elin will get right around $100 million, somewhere between 1/5 and 1/6 of Tiger's net worth.

In other words, he's worth between $500-600 million.

All those earlier reports of her getting $750 million? Probably a little over the top, considering he doesn't even have that much. Still, $100 million. Wow.

As for whether Elin actually moves to Sweden permanently with the kids, it's uncertain. But the divorce deal gives her "wide latitude" in figuring it (Read more...)

Crystal Bowersox Shows Off New Smile

Following her run to the finals of American Idol, Crystal Bowersox has not let success go to her head.

But she has let it get to her mouth!

The singer, who sported dreadlocks and a gap-toothed grin throughout her run on the show, visited the dentist before embarking on this summer's tour and has Tweeted a photo of her new smile, along with the following:

whats NOT missing in this picture?????? Yeah. That’s right.

We've posted the before-and-after shots below. Looking good, Crystal!

Inked: Brody Jenner Gets Avril Lavigne Tattoo

He may not be contractually allowed to reference her by name on The Hills (he's "seeing someone new"), but Brody Jenner is definitely smitten with Avril Lavigne.

The wannabe punk rocker has left her mark on Hollywood's JV womanizer, literally. Brody Jenner has a new tattoo seen on his forearm - it reads "Avril". Profound.

While this may seem like an incredibly stupid move from a guy who changes girlfriends so rapidly, at least the huge "Jenner" tattoo on his side is more ridiculous.

Yes, we're serious about that one.

At least Avril returned the favor. Lavigne reportedly has "Brody" tattooed on her ribs, which was seen recently when she wore a bikini on the beach in Malibu.

When's the wedding, guys?

Hey, Hollywood relationships may come and go every couple of months, but tattoos on Brody Jenner's body are forever. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Marisa Miller Named Earth’s Sexiest Woman

It seems like every magazine in the world comes out with a Sexiest Woman on the Planet poll at least once a year.

Finally, though, a publication has clearly made the right choice. (No offense, Kate Beckinsale!)

FHM says it asked over one million voters across two dozen countries to name the most attractive female on Earth. The winner? Marisa Miller. The proof? Right here:

Not only does Miller look like this, she appears to embrace housework!

Click on the following photos to see what we mean and then vote in the poll below:

Is Marisa Miller the sexiest woman on the planet?

Larry King, Shawn Southwick Cancel Divorce

It seems like only yesterday that Larry King and Shawn Southwick were on the cusp of divorcing amid rumors he was giving it to her sister Shannon Engemann.

It was mid-April. Both sides filed divorce papers separately then, and hope appeared lost ... until both filed petitions to dismiss their divorce papers yesterday.

The judge needs to sign the papers to dismiss the divorce petitions, but it's just a formality. The once-feuding pair look like they will stick this out long term.

A little surprising, as Shawn's overdose and possible suicide attempt in June seemed to cast doubt on whether the issues with King were able to be reconciled.

Larry King's eighth wife may be his last after all! Shawn Southwick has already past all his previous ones by making it to double digits. Great job you guys!

The couple, who have two children together, recently reconciled on a trial basis, not long after they filed their divorce papers, but had yet to formally call it off.

Now King, who just announced his retirement, has declared an end to the dissolution of his marriage as well. We're happy to see they're working things out!