
Well, this is a new way to garner attention.
Hulk Hogan told TMZ this week that he's prepared to shave off his iconic mustache because he's about to go on "some auditions." While this may be meaningless to some, it's downright apocalyptic to others.
"Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth - as is written in biblical texts - but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience," said Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute, when told of Hogan's plans.
Dr. Perlut hopes Hulk reconsiders, lest "mass chaos and deep bouts of depression" reign for all with facial hair.
This sounds rather extreme in our view. It's not like Ron Swanson is threatening to shave. What do you think? Should Hulk Hogan axe his mustache?
Filed under: Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Reality TV
Linda Hogan's 23-year-old fiance just couldn't tame the cougar -- because he and the Hulk's 52-year-old ex-wife will be working out their issues on VH1's "Relationship Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.Sources close to production tell us, Linda and literal…Hulk Hogan has dropped a legal leg drop on his ex-wife.
The former professional wrestler filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan last week, following allegations in her new memoir that claim the Hulkster abused her physically and carried on a same-sex affair with former WWE star Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.
"After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I'd heard everything I could hear in the courtroom," Hulk told Us Weekly of his basis for filing the defamation suit. "Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual."
Labeling the accusations as "insane," Hulk continued:
If "I was a homosexual I would embrace it. It's just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it... If you're going to say I'm something that I'm not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood... I have to answer her back."
Beefcake - whose real name is Ed Leslie - has also answd back. He tells TMZ he's planning his own lawsuit, adding:
"I've known [Linda] for almost 40 years... but when she starts trying to ruin our careers, it just aint fair. Hulk is a (Read more...)
Filed under: Linda Hogan, Hulk Hogan

It's been a long time since we wrote about Hulk Hogan and his ex-wife, but don't worry. The two haven't become any more stable.
The former WWE star has filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan, alleging she lied and defamed him her memoir, "Wrestling the Hulk—My Life Against the Ropes." In the book, Linda claims Hulk beat her, took drugs and engaged in sexual encounters, all fibs meant to revive her career, the wrestler says in court documents.
The 18-page lawsuit states that such accusations have "harmed the reputation of Mr. Bollea, exposed him to distrust, hatred, contempt and ridicule."
Hulk is demanding a trial by jury and asking for Linda to stop broadcasting and publishing excerpts from the biography during her book promotion. In an interview earlier this year, Linda said she feared becoming a "a statistic" like Nicole Simpson, hinting strongly that Hulk often came close to killing her.
Filed under: Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Celebrity Justice

Hulk Hogan has to pay out $7.44 million after his divorce!
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Hulk Hogan has finally reached a settlement in his recent divor-- wait, we first started hearing about this four years ago?!
Anyway, the Hulk has reached a settlement with Linda>.
In 2009, in assets, the agreement was $30 million.
So, specifically, we're now hearing these things:
She got 70% of the liquid assets, and 40% ownership in his companies. She also got an additional $3 million in a property settlement. She also got $7.44 million of his $10.4 million that he had banked.
Oh, and we can't forget the cars: a Mercedes-Benz, a Cadillac Escalade, a Corvette, a Rolls-Royce and various off-road vehicles.
Ouch, Hulk! Maybe you should prenup next time if you think there's a chance of divorce down the road... they help in all iffy marriages, even if they only last like 72 days! Better safe than sorry, we always say.
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He's been accused of abuse, he's lost millions of dollars and he has a strange relationship with his daughter.
And now Hulk Hogan is fighting back. In an interview with Good Morning America, the former WWE and WCW star responds to allegations made against him in a new memoir by his ex-wife, saying of Linda:
"If I beat her up for 23 years, why didn't we talk about this at the divorce? And why, all of a sudden, is it coming out now, when her book's come out?"
Hogan - who is now married to Jennifer McDaniel and promoted a new reality show that focuses on the world of midget wrestling - also says he's learned a valuable lesson over the recently-troubling years:
"Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first... That's the one place I dropped the ball."