Quote Of The Day

We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be.

- Helen Mirren

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Shop Owner Stops Robbery Like The Hulk

Holy wow!

Ch-ch-check out the video above to see the owner of a jewelry store muster the strength of a million men and stop two idiots trying to rob his merch!

We are SO glad that he didn't get hurt, and it looks like they didn't get away with anything!

Fab!

Thoughts??

50 Cent Is Full of Shit Says His Twitter Remark Wasn’t Anti-Gay

Don't try to tell us your idiotic Twitter comment wasn't anti-gay, 50 Cent. We can't express enough how absurd it is that you would try to say that.

Here's the tweet that apparently is totally gay-friendly:

"If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol."

Really nice, idiot.

Here's what 50 Cent said, over a series of tweets, in an effort to go back on what he said yesterday:

The other night I made a joke about a blow job. My male followers enjoyed it. So I then went on to joke about women receiving the same. Some how they turned a simple joke about oral sex into a anti gay statement. I have nothing against people who choose an alternative lifestyle in fact i've publicly stated my mom loved women. Its funny how people think negative statements are news worthy but positive statements are not worthy of coverage. Access hollywood forgot to put laughing out loud lol that was at the end of that statement.

Bad joke. Not funny AT ALL.

U R completely full of shit, moron.

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Kid CudIDIOT’s Drug Charges Are Dropped

Looks like idiotic Kid Cudi's idiotic drug charges were dropped. Congratulations CudIDIOT!

On Friday, Kid CudIDIOT pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug possession in NYC from a June drug bust, where he was found with liquid cocaine!

As a result, he is not allowed to get into trouble for the next six months, and he must complete 2 days of community service!

2 days?!?!?!?!? Paris Hilton got a sentence of 200 hours of community service for HER drug bust.

Yours seems a bit measly in comparison, huh Cudi?

How about this, CudIDIOT…why don't you take some initiative and do more than 2 days of community service on your own accord! Do that, and we can re-assess your idiot status, bb.

Do U think 2 days of community service is an adequate punishment for possession of liquid cocaine?

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Doormat Sammi Sweetheart Snubs Diddy!

They breed them real stupid in the Garden State!

Sammi Sweetheart of the Jersey Shore was spotted by sources enjoying a night out on the town in El Lay recently, when she pulled the dumbest stunt we've ever heard.

Her lame Z-list ass snubbed Diddy! DIDDY?! Sean Effin Combs?! Can you believe it!?

Reports claim that Sammi was out with some girls when Diddy's ride pulled up and he called out to the guidette. He told her how much he loved the show and how he was "thinking" about her.

But rather than drop to her self-tanned knees and thank the stars that someone 100x more worthy that Ron-Ron noticed her, bitch ignored him! She just turned her back and played with her phone!

And poor Diddy, ever a glutton for punishment from women, wouldn't give up and asked one of her friends if he could get Sammi's number.

How it all ended, we don't know, but we do know that the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet is also the dumbest. How dare she pull a J.Lo when she doesn't have the fame or the ass to support such a move!

Idiot!

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Kid Cudi Is An Idiot

Kid Cudi spilled his idiotic guts to Complex magazine, and we've gotta say…we are NOT impressed.

Here are some excerpts from the interview, which should give you the gist of why he's a Kid CudIDIOT:

Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain't got the magic like they think they do; there's only a couple of wizards in this game. I'm a wizard and I know it.

Sounds like the makings of another Bed Intruder Song! More from CudIDIOT on his cocaine usage:

I never thought it was a problem, but I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times.

That's right, Cudi. It's only a problem if you ACTUALLY die. Almost dying is fine.

Here's CudIDIOT on Perez:

Even Perez Hilton said some shit about me. He might be a good person and have a good heart, but he does a lot of fuckhead shit. Who are you to talk about people? That's not cool. That's why the world is so fucked up, because of hate. And he's gay? I just don't get that. The gay people I know are about peace and love and coming together. That shit doesn't register with me. He's a chump and a coward, and (Read more...)

Desperate LeAnn!

Here we go!

In Touch magazine is reporting that LeAnn Rimes has started referring to herself as "Mrs. Cibrian".

BARF!

An insider reveals that LeAnn placed an order for Girl Scout Cookies from her neighbor in Hidden Hills, CA under the name Mrs. Cibrian because "in her mind, they're already married!"

Yeah, until he cheats on her!!

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Vince Neil Accused Of Attacking Woman In Elevator!

Yikes!

Vince Neil is being investigated after he allegedly assaulted a woman in the elevator at the Hilton resort in Las Vegas!

The victim claims that he lunged at her after she asked him to reveal his identity when she couldn't figure out who he was from TV.

Supposedly Neil pushed her up against the elevator buttons and left her with bruises on her arms!

Get a grip, Vince — but not on others!

Idiot!

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Minka Kelly Freaks Out On Plane!

Ha! Who does this bitch think she is??

Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly reportedly had a diva meltdown of epic proportions today when she boarded a flight and was told she couldn't keep her pooch with her!

According to reports:

on delta flight 2863 from jfk to LAX right now and minka kelly caused such a fucking scene about her dog not being able to be on seat w/ her that the pilot had to come out before we even left the gate. she called boyfriend Derek Jeter and handed phone to him to try and rationalize w/ the seven flight attendants it took to calm her down. screaming that it was inhumane to not have the dog out/with her for take off and landing. crying. tears. etc. holy jesus was it worth seeing. we're mid-flight right now and god knows how landing's going to go. tough to be entitled.

YEESH!

Better mind your manners, bb!

Z-listers who were the worst part of an otherwise very good TV show aren't allowed to be divas - especially when they're inconveniencing an entire plane full of people!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center

Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it's going to be "faith-based" and his mission in life!

He explains:

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I'm not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don't have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is (Read more...)