Looks like the rapper, Mystikal, shook his a** a little too much and didn't watch himself enough.
No worries if you don't understand the reference - it's a 90's thing.
Mystikal's got about 99 problems, though. The rapper is going back to jail for three months after violating his probation.
Mystikal had previously served six years for sexual battery and extortion. Now he's going back to the big house starting on May 14th.
Mystikal violated his probation when he was arrested on a misdemeanor charge for domestic abuse battery.
We guess that collaboration with Drake will have to wait until Mystikal can get his life together.
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Oh Pippa, you really are just a silly wannabe princess, aren’t you!
After her involvement in an incident this past Saturday in which one of her friends pointed a handgun at a paparazzo in Paris, it seemed Pippa Middleton could be facing up to 2 years in jail, even if the gun was a fake.
Well, a rep for Pippa’s fellow-in-crime, French aristocrat Arthur de Soultrait, claims the gun was nothing but a toy, and was part of a game that the bourgeoisie bunch were playing with the photographers.
FUNNY GAME, GUYS. Yes, guns are HILARIOUS....
Until they kill someone and then they aren’t.
French officials are now saying they will not investigate this issue any further...Pippa you are one lucky b****!!!
Do U seriously believe the gun was a fake...or is someone trying to save their royal ass??!!
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This (Wo)man, Ronaldo Silva, was busted on drug trafficking charges in Brazil.
He had other plans, though!
Mainly a plan to escape... and it worked!
His wife came to visit him while he was in prison, and somehow they swapped clothes -- he even shaved his arms and legs -- he donned a wig and WALKED OUT!
Here's what the Prison Director said:
“He left the prison shortly after her, along with other inmates’ wives. He was wearing a wig, painted false nails and a long dress. He’d spent a long time shaving his legs and arms. There was a lot of preparation and premeditation involved in this. He was the one who demanded her clothes, at least that’s what she’s telling us. Of course we don’t believe her, but that’s her story. At the time it was visiting hour and there were more than 150 family members inside the prison. But we’re taking measures to ensure this doesn’t happen again."
Sounds like something Harland Williams would do.
Worst security ever!
He was arrested again an hour later, though, as a cop noticed him walking weird on the street and stopped to check it out:
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We really hope this isn't just a ploy to get out of jail time!
Last year, Joss Stone had a scary situation where two men had to be arrested outside of her home for conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to commit robbery.
They had swords, rope, and a body bag in the vehicle too. Yikes!
So they're set to go on trial soon, but we're hearing that one of them -- 31 year old Junior Bradshaw -- has been moved to a psych ward for evaluation to see if he's fit for trial!
Kevin Liverpool seems to be ready, though, and has entered a not-guilty plea.
We're just glad Joss is safe!
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We really hope this isn't just a ploy to get out of jail time!
Last year, Joss Stone had a scary situation where two men had to be arrested outside of her home for conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to commit robbery.
They had swords, rope, and a body bag in the vehicle too. Yikes!
So they're set to go on trial soon, but we're hearing that one of them -- 31 year old Junior Bradshaw -- has been moved to a psych ward for evaluation to see if he's fit for trial!
Kevin Liverpool seems to be ready, though, and has entered a not-guilty plea.
We're just glad Joss is safe!
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Pippa and her hat might be heading to jail!
Shiz got real for Pippa Middleton - aka sister to the future Queen of England - on Saturday when a parisien joy-ride unintentionally turned into an (almost) drive by shooting!
The driver of the Audi convertible in which Pippa was riding shotgun (pun INTENDED!), pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and pointed it at nearby photographers...and got his picture snapped doing so!
Apparently, Pippa and co. are smiling in the photo and acting like it’s all one big joke, but a witness to the incident did not take the threat so lightly and filed a formal complaint.
And unlike the US, France has extremely strict gun laws which means even if the gun is fake (which a spokesperson claims it was), Pippa could face up to 2 years in jail!
One French officer said:
"If the evidence points to [Pippa Middleton's] involvement, she will be prosecuted...Anybody involved in the illegal use of a handgun in public is liable to arrest and interrogation."
Plus, France just dealt with some high-profile, gun related incidents, so the police are not about to write this off as a simple case of royal rebellion.
Tut tut!!
No, not with a fellow inmate, but with his inner romantic...kind of.
While locked in his Rikers Island jail cell, Lil' Wayne wrote an album full of love songs...but not in the traditional way that you and I might know love, this is love, Wayne style:
“I was also recording an album at the same time called Devol, spelled D-E-V-O-L because that’s ‘loved’ spelled backwards, and this is my version of love songs. And what I mean by my version of love songs is meaning they’re not saying I love you. I mean…I’m saying, you know, you know. And it’s all material I did while I was locked up.”
Oh Weeze, you hopeless romantic, you!
Wayne also recorded his jail time jag in memoir Gone Till November.
We are SO down to hear this elusive amore-themed album...give us more deets, Weezy!!
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Looks like Emma Watson's up to her old ways yet again after her little stint in jail!
Well...at least her character from her upcoming movie The Bling Ring is!
Watson and cast mates were spotted filming yesterday in Beverly Hills, looking rather posh with their designer shades and caffeinated beverages!!! They seem to fit right in! Ha!
Check out the pic of Emma in the Sofia Coppola flick (above)!!!
Nice white fur vest...we hope it's faux! Don't want PETA stopping by and ruining the shot with some flour or some shiz!
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Looks like Emma Watson's up to her old ways yet again after her little stint in jail!
Well...at least her character from her upcoming movie The Bling Ring is!
Watson and cast mates were spotted filming yesterday in Beverly Hills, looking rather posh with their designer shades and caffeinated beverages!!! They seem to fit right in! Ha!
Check out the pic of Emma in the Sofia Coppola flick (above)!!!
Nice white fur vest...we hope it's faux! Don't want PETA stopping by and ruining the shot with some flour or some shiz!
[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]
Well, it sure sounds like actress Brooke Mueller just OFFICIALLY copped a pretty nice plea deal for her December cocaine possession case...!
Charlie Sheen’s ex will NOT go to jail but WILL be placed on 12-months probation for possessing less than 4 grams of cocaine.
The judge, however, let her off easy with the dismissal of charges of felony cocaine possession with intent to distribute and misdemeanor assault.
Not only that, but if Brooke is on good behavior while on probation, the entire case will be ERASED from her record.
Guess it pays to be famous???
Brooke recently spent 105 days in rehab in Utah and will be required to continue her treatment in L.A.
Talk about getting off easy!!
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