From The Bachelor To Chippendales!

Yeah. This sounds about right.

Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka is following in the footsteps of former 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons and Ronnie from Jersey Shore as the new celebrity emcee of Chippendales at the Rio in Las Vegas, starting February 23rd!

Apparently, this is a pretty big deal because he's getting his own dressing room, he won't be wearing the cuff and collar, and he's not even required to take his clothes off!

Lame!

Would people still want to see him if he didn't?

[Image via WENN.]

From The Bachelor To Chippendales!

Yeah. This sounds about right.

Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka is following in the footsteps of former 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons and Ronnie from Jersey Shore as the new celebrity emcee of Chippendales at the Rio in Las Vegas, starting February 23rd!

Apparently, this is a pretty big deal because he's getting his own dressing room, he won't be wearing the cuff and collar, and he's not even required to take his clothes off!

Lame!

Would people still want to see him if he didn't?

[Image via WENN.]

Vienna Girardi Storms Off The Set Of Relationship Rehab! She Couldn’t Handle The Heat!

Okay so you know the chick who won The Bachelor but then endured an UGLY break-up with Jake Pavelka. UGLY.

And then she hooked up with Kasey Kahl on Bachelor Pad until their relationship got rocky... Vienna Girardi, that girl. Yeah, remember her??

Well she went on to star in another "love" reality show -- Relationship Rehab. Her purpose on the show was to patch things up with Kasey, but oooohhhh noooo.

Guess what the producers did! They got her ex-boyfriend, Lee Smith, the same one who she supposedly text throughout her relationship with Jake! Uh Oh...

According to inside sources (aka peeps with big mouths), as soon as Lee appeared on set, Vienna lost her sh*t! She started screaming and stormed off the set, yelling hate at the producers.

AND SHE NEVER CAME BACK!! Production has wrapped, so we guess there will be no rehab for Vienna...regardless of how bad she needed it...

But let us reflect on happier times... like the time she had seXXy Chippendales all around her as pictured above, LOL! ....UR WELCOME!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Ashley Ann Vickers: Dating Jake Pavelka for Some Reason!

Jake Pavelka has a new girlfriend, an aspiring model and contestant on CMT's Sweet Home Alabama.

Doesn't sound at all like the kind of person who would date an attention-starved douchebag, does it?

Sources tell Us Weekly that Pavelka - the former Bachelor champion who famously fought with temporary fiancee Vienna Girardi, seriously you must watch this clip - is now dating Ashley Ann Vickers, who he met while filming the CW series H8R. Of course he did.

"It's pretty new," the insider says, though serious enough that the pair spent this weekend in Hawaii.

Vickers hails from the south and is a former Miss USA pageant contestants. She has also modeled for Maxim and is a graduate of the University of Central Florida.

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Bachelor Pad Finale Recap: Who Won the Money? Who Got Engaged?

On the season finale of Bachelor Pad, old wounds were reopened, a romantic bombshell was dropped, and a STAGGERING prize of $250,000 was awarded.

There were tears shed. There were some extremely awkward moments.

By the end, two couples from The Bachelor and Bachelorette were left standing. Read about it all below in THG's official +/- Bachelor Pad finale recap:

"I'm trying to act strong, 'cause I don't want Michelle to worry, but I am literally pissing down my leg." - Graham on the set of Cirque du Soleil. Literally. Plus 5.

Kasey and Vienna, of course, guaranteed they'd win this task and earn a spot in the finals. And, of course, they failed to do so. And, of course, she wept. Minus 6.

Mike and Holly took home the #1 spot thanks in no small part to his performing arts / dance background, but hey, guy needed a bone thrown his way, so Plus 8.

The judges - Jason Mesnick, Ali Fedotowsky and Trista Sutter - eliminated Ella and Kirk. Boo, but seeing those three was kind of fun, so that's kind of a Wash.

Ella is DEVASTATED by losing the chance at $250,000 (Read more...)

Bachelor Pad Recap: Jake vs. Kasey, Winner Take All

Last night on Bachelor Pad, Melissa went insane, Jake's feud with Kasey escalated, Bret Michaels showed up, and there was synchronized swimming involved.

Just another eventful night on ABC's guilty pleasure spinoff hit.

By the end, it was Jake Pavelka and Kasey Kahl on the block again, with a weird ending that would have people talking if the format actually mattered.

Read about it below in THG's official +/- Bachelor Pad recap:

Blake, on Melissa: "She's like a live wire that's flailing around on the ground ready to zap somebody, and I'm covered in water." Plus 4 for that metaphor.

Speaking of water, the challenge is synchronized swimming! If you thought the girls would have a big edge here, boy did you think wrong. Minus 5.

Obligatory Minus 2 for Erica's attempt at "swimming."

Despite not playing to his self-proclaimed strengths - mental durability, physical strength and problem solving - Jake is the star ballerina! Plus 9.

Michael wins the rose, however, resulting in another boring, sappy date with Holly. Minus only 1, though, because at least this wasn't scripted.

Vienna Girardi, who was asked to come along on Mike's date for reasons unknown to all, spends (Read more...)

Bachelor Pad Recap: Ames and Jackie FTW!

You wouldn't imagine Bachelor Pad would make you tear up at the end (from genuine emotion, not laughter) but there's a first time for everything.

The season's second episode featured the usual fare - drama, boring dates, people taking things way too seriously - but also a truly romantic moment.

By the end, Jake Pavelka vs. Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl felt more like a sideshow. You can thank Ames Brown and Jackie Gordon for that.

Read all about it below in THG's official +/- recap:

The challenge this week: "Target on Your Back." Rules: Idiots line up, blindfolded, and have eggs winged at them based on questions. Plus 6.

Jake bears the brunt of the ladies' chicken embryos, but takes it in stride. When Erica gets hit with nearly EVERY egg, though? Harsh. Minus 9.

Why not just throw the eggs at the middle of the pack if the answer doesn't actually matter? Big Brother always has a trivia component. Minus 2.

Minus another 4 for the guys having to throw underhand. Come on, at least let Jake wind up for a fastball at Vienna the Cheater. Three times!

Melissa and Michael emerge as winners of (Read more...)

Vienna Girardi "Blindsided" By Jake Pavelka Arrival on Bachelor Pad, Airhead Claims

Viewers have known about it for a month, but Vienna Girardi says she was blindsided when Jake Pavelka showed up on the Bachelor Pad premiere.

"The producers will never tell you who's on the show, but they did say that no 'Bachelor' or 'Bachelorette' [star] would be invited," she said.

In other words, because Jake actually starred as The Bachelor, she could count on him walking through those mansion doors. So she thought.

That moment Jake arrived is still on her mind, Vienna Girardi says:

"I was absolutely terrified. The funny thing is [Jake] called me three days before filming started. I hadn't seen him in close to a year. I didn't answer the call, but I had a strange feeling it was to tell me he was on the show."

Instead of bolting, Vienna leaned heavily on her new boyfriend, Kasey Kahl, whom she's still dating - and reportedly moving in with.

Needless to say, the casting moves paid off for ABC.

"The ratings were off the chart for Bachelor Pad, and we all know why: Let's face it, it's Vienna and Jake," said a network insider.

"Let's face it: a [Vienna] show would (Read more...)

Jake Pavelka Endorses Ryan Park For The Bachelor

From one douche to another, Jake Pavelka says Bachelorette castoff Ryan Park deserves another shot at love as the star of The Bachelor next season.

"I think he would be pretty good at meeting the audience," Pavelka told Us Weekly at a party celebrating Bachelor Pad 2 last night in Hollywood.

"He wears his heart on his sleeve."

Other strong candidates include Bachelorette runner-up Ben Flajnik and Ames Brown, who along with Jake, debuted on last night's Bachelor Pad 2 premiere.

Park told reporters last month he was no longer "in love with Ashley," but admitted he continued to run through plenty of "what if" scenarios in his head.

So would Park take a shot at being ABC's new Bachelor? "Maybe!" he said ... but clearly he would. Like Jake Pavelka, you can tell he lives for this stuff.

Your thoughts: Who should be the next Bachelor?

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