Pauly D Loves Those Flashing Lights! Check Out A Pauly D Project Sneak Peek Right HERE!!

We just LOVE it when Pauly D and his friends get together!! It's like the fraternity experience we never had, LOL!!

As you know, the coolest of the Jersey Shore clan, Pauly D, has his own spin-off show now appropriately titled the Pauly D Project!!

And because we love you guys as much as we love him, we're gonna share this exclusive lil' sneak peek from an upcoming episode with you!!

Inside this jewel of a clip, Pauly D and his bros get their swag on for the bright lights and the sexy nights!!

PresSsSsSs PlaaaaYyY and make sure UR important GTL is done before 10:30/9:30pm Thursday nights on MTV!!!!

New Deets In Snooki’s Lawsuit Against SRG! They Promised Her She’d Make A WHOLE Lot More Than She Did!

Hell hath no fury like a Snooki scorned!

And it seems like these guys did some SERIOUS scorning!

We reported last year that the Jersey Shore star was in one nasty legal battle with SRG Ventures, as she claimed that they did not fulfill their obligations to earn her money and branding partnerships, and now, we've learned just how much they told her she would make: $100 million!

And guess how much she actually turned out? $250,000!

A source close to her reveals:

"Snooki filed a suit in October 2011 to end her relationship with SRG, as they didn’t deliver the deals or money they had led her to expect she would receive. Now she’s fighting back against the counterclaim that she didn't hold up her side of the agreement."

And her attorney, Brian Procel, elaborates:

"Ms. Polizzi recently filed claims for fraud and breach of contract against SRG. The court papers allege that SRG lied about their connections in the industry and failed to secure licensing agreements in accordance with the parties' written contract. We intend to litigate this case aggressively -- SRG's attempt to take advantage of Ms. Polizzi will not be tolerated."

Of course, the counter-suit (Read more...)

The Situation Speaks on Rehab, Recovery

When Jersey Shore returns this summer, it'll be a very different Situation.

Now on the road to recovery, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is opening up for the first time about his stint in rehab earlier this year in an interview.

He comes clean in the sit-down about the root of his problems.

"My addiction was prescription painkillers. At first, I thought it gave me energy, helped me," he tells MTV. "Being in this business is not easy. I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness."

Mike adds that he never had a problem with alcohol or cocaine and even says he was barely drunk on the show ... a dubious claim, but still.

"You can't get girls if you can't speak to them," Situation says.

Mike says despite some of their epic fights, the cast has all been supportive: "At the end of the day, all the kids care for each other," he says.

Sitch says he will be back this summer and fist pumping like a fiend at Karma. As for his pregnant co-star, Snooki's getting her own house.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Snooki: Evicting Herself From Jersey Shore House!

Snooki is not quitting Jersey Shore, but she is evicting herself, so to speak.

She'll no longer be living in the same biohazard cesspool of disease as the rest of the cast, as she's secured her own private place nearby.

The expectant mom is taking her pregnancy seriously, choosing to live NEAR the Jersey Shore house rather than IN it for obvious reasons.

Surrounding yourself with drunken, loud roommates while pregnant? Not the best move. Surprisingly, Snooki realized this! Amazing, no?

Due in early fall, filming this summer for Snooki will mean she'll be in prime popping position. All the more reason to have a pad of her own.

Between this and a sober Situation (who just got out of rehab), it's shaping up to be the lamest, and possibly last, season of the Shore.

Who wants to see adults making mature decisions?! That's what her new reality show is for. Speaking of, watch the Snooki & JWoww trailer!

[Photo: WENN.com]

Snooki: Evicted From Jersey Shore House!

Season 6 Jersey Shore is going to be totally different!

Not only is our fave little meatball knocked up and sober, she will not even being living in the Shore house!

Apparently, Snooki noticed the disease-infected, sometimes violent party-house is not the ideal place to grow a healthy child. (Who knew?)

We're guessing MTV's lawyers noticed that little fact as well. A insider with the show tells us:

"She's [Snooki] not going to be staying in the house -- no way"

The reality star, her fetus, and her hair spray are still willing to get a pay check appear on the show, but the baby will NOT be at risk. Snooks explains:

"If anything, I'll visit the shore. I'm not living in that house pregnant. I don't want to be one of those moms who's pregnant in a club. It's disgusting."

YES! OMG! It is, and she knows it is!

That is such a relief!!

We are SOOO glad to hear the tiny guidette is being responsible, and not like THIS naaasty girl!

[Image via WENN.]

EXCLUSIVE! DJ Pauly D Speaks On His New Business Venture!

Err'body in da club gettin' tipsy!!

That's because DJ Pauly D has put his name on a tasty new pAArty elixir called REMIX!

As we previously reported, Pauly D's delightful vodka cocktail OWNED Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl at the Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of America convention when it sold more cases in ONE DAY than hers had in 18 months!

Dayum, Pauly!!!

Pauly D is SO excited about his promising new business venture, that he tells PerezHilton.com:

I am so thrilled to be partnering with liquor industry leaders Tom Bruno and David Kanbar on REMIX. It's definitely going to bring pre-gaming to a whole new level.

Oh don't we know it!!

If a Jersey Shore pro puts his seal of approval on a drizzank, then of course it's gonna get EVERYONE dtf prepped to pAArty!!!

Can't wait to get our hands on some of that!

[Image via WENN.]

EXCLUSIVE! DJ Pauly D Speaks On His New Business Venture!

Err'body in da club gettin' tipsy!!

That's because DJ Pauly D has put his name on a tasty new pAArty elixir called REMIX!

As we previously reported, Pauly D's delightful vodka cocktail OWNED Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl at the Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of America convention when it sold more cases in ONE DAY than hers had in 18 months!

Dayum, Pauly!!!

Pauly D is SO excited about his promising new business venture, that he tells PerezHilton.com:

I am so thrilled to be partnering with liquor industry leaders Tom Bruno and David Kanbar on REMIX. It's definitely going to bring pre-gaming to a whole new level.

Oh don't we know it!!

If a Jersey Shore pro puts his seal of approval on a drizzank, then of course it's gonna get EVERYONE dtf prepped to pAArty!!!

Can't wait to get our hands on some of that!

[Image via WENN.]

DJ Pauly D-RANK! Ready To Launch His Own Signature Cocktail!

Our heart's desire DJ Pauly D is a lot of things, but we never would have anticipated is that one of those things would be a Bethenny Frankel in training!

The Jersey Shore has used the reality series as a platform for a career in the music industry, a spin-off show, and now, a venture into the liquor business, as he is reportedly preparing to launch is own ready-to-drink vodka cocktail called Remix!

Apparently, he's partnered up with Skinnygirl co-founder David Kanbar, and when the pair brought the product, which is marketed toward pre-gaming and will be available in various flavors, to the Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of America convention in Las Vegas, it sold more cases that day than Frankel's drink has in 18 months!

HOLY SHIZ!

If it's as big a hit to the public as it was in Sin City, then we anticipate that SOMEONE is about to make some SERIOUS bank!

Looking forward to trying this one out!

Well done, boy!

[Image via WENN.]

Two Grumpy Adorable Old Dudes Listen To Ms. New Booty

Aww! This one is HIGHlarious and precious!!

Ben Aaron of New York Live spends an afternoon with octogenarians Bartles & Jaymes Harvey & Eddie.

These senior citizens might be asleep by 7pm, but they're just too much fun!

Ben plays the grumpy spirited old men Adele, teaches them about Jersey Shore, and asks Orville Redenbacher one why he doesn't use Facebook!

U have to check out this video (above)!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" Perez on Facebook!

[Video via NBC.]

Snooki’s Pulitzer-Worthy Gorilla Beach Excerpts!!!

Oooh, Snooki - you know we love you!!

Especially since you give us such a beautiful look into that sparkly, bubbly brain of yours!!

Come May 15, everyone will have full access to the little lady's sophomore book - Gorilla Beach.

In this titillating tale, we learn all about Gia Spumante as she navigates her summer on the Jersey Shore. Through tanning salon aspirations and a fireman break-up, Gia reveals herself as the spunky be-all-you-can-realistically-be gal she is.

Here are some of our favorite lines from the first chapter:

I was surrounded by a pack of juiceheads, and they were fighting over who got to bring me Jell-o shots and fried pickles.

She hated spending so much time holed up in dark rooms that stank of fake butter.

We need a dozen penis pops, too. And a leather whip, and these pink, fur-lined handcuffs. Do you gift wrap?

She knew what was what, that she wasn't winning any prizes for her brains. Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver. Some people contributed to the world in a different-no less important-way.

LOL!!! That last one is KILLING (Read more...)