Snooki Explains The Cause Of Her UTI On Watch What Happens!

Is it just us, or should the topic of conversation been TMI and not UTI?!

Snooki and JWoww were Andy Cohen's guests last night on Watch What Happens, and during the shitstorm of an interview, Snooki explained that the cause of the urinary tract infection she had, which was featured on last night's episode of Jersey Shore, was...well, you can watch for yourself (above)!

Yeah. We think they should have changed the name of Watch What Happens to Watch What Should Never Be Discussed on Television But Will Be Anyway in last night's case.

Glad you're feeling better, gurl. We guess?

Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki’s Urinary Tract, Mike’s Tween Angst

This week, the Jersey Shore gang was intact again - "Vinny's home, bitches!" - but the joy of being a family again quickly gave way to a new set of problems.

Both mental and physical.

Snooki legit peed herself (and worse), while Mike began acting very un-Mike-like and even level-headed JWoww experienced some drama with her BF Roger.

How did it play out after the team got Vinny back and returned to throw it town in Seaside Heights? Come along as we recap Jersey Shore, THG style!

Vinny unpacks after returning to the shore house. Good to be back! Plus 7.

Snooki was so excited she "legit" peed herself on the dance floor and rushed off into the restroom to grab some body spray for her kooka area (above). Minus 70.

Deena gets quasi-electrocuted trying to fix her hair extensions. Plus 9.

The following day, Snooki made sure to put on two pairs of underwear in case she had another "accident." In the daytime. Snooki is officially a toddler. Plus 14.

Situation shares a suspicion that someone in the house is talking about him behind his back ... and starts being super nice to people. (Read more...)

Pauly D Spins Into His Residency At Hard Rock Vegas!

DJ Pauly D is headed to Sin City and he's going to be there for awhile!

The Shore alum will be beginning a residency at The Hard Rock Hotel starting February 18th.

What's better way to kick off pool season?!

Pauly D said the following on his new gig:

I am thrilled to be part of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas family. I look forward to spinning where some of the greatest names in the music world have performed.

One of those names is Mötley Crüe, who became the first hard rock resident earlier this year.

Who's ready for DJ Pauly D is spin in Sin City?!

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Snooki Is NOT Pregnant, But Does Need A Bra [PHOTOS]

How many times have you looked down at your beer belly and thought, “Sh*t, I look so pregnant.” Star Magazine reported that Snooki was pregnant, but it’s not true.  Oh well.  Back to Karma you go. Schnicks and Jwoww met up with Mob Wives “stars” Drita D’avanzo and Carla Facciolo at SiriusXM today (February 1st) [...]

Phew! Snooki Confirms She Is NOT Pregnant!

Thank the heavens above! We're sure she'll be a good mother some day ... but that day is certainly not today!

This morning, the big story floating around the Internet was that Jersey Shore's Snooki was knocked up with her first child. Thankfully, Snooks and her girl JWOWW stopped by the Opie & Anthony radio show shortly after the story was posted and cleared the air -- Snooki Monster is not pregnant!

But you know what? Snooks isn't pleased about this particular rumor. Sure, she's developed a thick skin over the past few years, but this story actually hurt her feelings. According to our fave guidette, she is insulted by the insinuation that she is pregnant because since she is not, it implies that the starters of the rumor thinks she is fat!

How rude!

Check out the video (above) to hear Snooki and JWOWW shoot the rumor down and send out a harsh message back to the instigators who made this whole story up.

Snooki Pregnant, According to Report

Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi is pregnant, according to Star magazine. We'll believe it when we see it, but that's what they're saying in their latest issue.

The reality star and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting, an "insider" says, spilling: “She is pregnant and has only told closest friends and some family.”

Never one to keep quiet, the 24-year-old can’t resist hinting that something's up: “She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

... Possibly a great deal for the poor kid.

Snooki (a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi) will soon be starring in a Jersey Shore spinoff with JWoww ... if they can find a place to film after Hoboken kicked them out.

Wherever it films, Star claims Snooki/Jionni Jr. will be part of the plot.

“They are having to redo the creative direction of her Jersey Shore spinoff because of Snooki's pregnancy,” says the alleged insider of the guidette.

Despite Snooki's weight loss in recent months, the reality star has been dropping clues on social networking sites that she may be in the family way.

“I feel sick,” Snook admitted in a January 25 post on her Facebook page, then later tweeted: “Late night craving... (Read more...)

Is Snooki With CHILD?! New Reports Say The Jersey Shore Star Is KNOCKED UP!

Um, what?!

According to a new report, our favorite pint-sized guidette Snooki is actually PREGNANT with her first child. The Jersey Shore star is supposedly not very far along and was knocked up by her boyfriend of the last year, Vinny The Situation Jionni LaValle.

A big, formal announcement is allegedly pending, but Snooki has already shared the happy news with her closest friends and family. Still, Snooks is having a hard time grasping the idea of keeping her bouncing baby a secret, as one source explains:

“She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

That might be an understatement. She does know you have to stop drinking when you're preggers, right? That's sort of a big deal ... like making sure you're not pale before or after Labor Day. (Just trying to speak her language!)

Away, aside from her folks, Snooki has also let the producers of her new reality spin-off show with JWoww in on the surprise and currently, " the creative direction of her spin-off" is being changed because of the baby.

It's joyous news for sure and we are NOTHING if not extraordinarily happy for her ... if this is what she wants. (Read more...)

Where Will The Cast Of Jersey Shore Be Heading Next?

According to Ronnie...down under or Sin City!

That's right, the star of Jersey Shore recently revealed that MTV producers are reportedly location-scouting for the sixth season of the reality series, and our beloved guidos and guidettes may be hitting up Australia - or perhaps even Las Vegas the next time around!

Ronnie explains:

"I believe that they were looking at Vegas and Australia, two places I would love to go. I don't know if we would make it back from Vegas, but I'm pretty sure we would love to go to Vegas. I want to do this as long as the fans keep watching. I will do it in Depends and [using] a walker."

Ha! Well, we're not sure the rest of the cast agrees with that sentiment, but we certainly think that so long as the ratings hold strong, we'll definitely be seeing more from these guys!

Frankly, we don't know if any of their livers would survive a season in Vegas...but that would probably make for the most entertaining TV!

What do U think?? Where do U want to see Snooks and the gang go next?

Where Will The Cast Of Jersey Shore Be Heading Next?

According to Ronnie...down under or Sin City!

That's right, the star of Jersey Shore recently revealed that MTV producers are reportedly location-scouting for the sixth season of the reality series, and our beloved guidos and guidettes may be hitting up Australia - or perhaps even Las Vegas the next time around!

Ronnie explains:

"I believe that they were looking at Vegas and Australia, two places I would love to go. I don't know if we would make it back from Vegas, but I'm pretty sure we would love to go to Vegas. I want to do this as long as the fans keep watching. I will do it in Depends and [using] a walker."

Ha! Well, we're not sure the rest of the cast agrees with that sentiment, but we certainly think that so long as the ratings hold strong, we'll definitely be seeing more from these guys!

Frankly, we don't know if any of their livers would survive a season in Vegas...but that would probably make for the most entertaining TV!

What do U think?? Where do U want to see Snooks and the gang go next?

Location DENIED! Hoboken Says NO To Snooki And Jwoww’s Jersey Shore Spinoff!

Don't worry about this TOO much! There other wonderful places to shoot in New Jersey! LOLz!

Last we heard about Snooki and Jwoww's Jersey Shore spinoff back in January 2011, they had shot preliminary footage for their show in Long Island.

Guess they decided to keep it in the Jerz, because we're hearing that they tried to get a film permit in Hoboken, NJ...but were DENIED!

Here's what Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer wrote about it on the city's website:

"Based on protecting public safety and quality of life concerns for Hoboken residents, the city has denied a film permit for a spin-off of the Jersey Shore to be filmed in public locations."

And more from Mayor Zimmer:

"Any attempts to film in a manner that is not permitted without a permit will be dealt with immediately and aggressively by the city of Hoboken."

Yikes! Mayor Zimmer isn't messing around!

We understand why the city would have mixed feelings about this, BUT it would bring looooooots of tourism! Just sayin'!

What do U think? Would U want Snooki and Jwoww shooting their new show where U live???

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