Morning Links: Jessica Simpson Has Set A Wedding Date With Eric Johnson

Jessica and Eric have chosen to wed on 12/12/12!!

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Jessica Simpson Has Set A Wedding Date With Eric Johnson – earsucker

Prince William Says Kate Middleton Was Cold And Dull With Unwashed Hair - celebdirtylaundry

Jillian Michaels Adopts Daughter, Partner Heidi Rhoades Gives Birth – celebglitz

Teen Mom 2′s Jenelle Evans is not pregnant – starcasm

Pregnant Sienna Miller Shows Off Her Blossoming Baby Bump After Yoga! – infdaily

All The Cool Kids Want To Drink Skinny – busybeeblogger

Charlize Theron’s Dogs Help With Baby Jackson? – stupidcelebrities

Kourtney Kardashian’s Family Day – celebbabylaundry

Brandon Blackstock: Kelly Clarkson’s boyfriend – swankycelebs

The Cast of The Paperboy Deliver on the Red Carpet at Least – ineedmyfix

Usher’s Ex Accuses Him of Sleeping With a Bridesmaid – haveuheard

Most Popular Celebrities Today – celebrything

What The Tabs Are Talking About!

This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!

First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?

Hmmm.

We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy... conclusion.

In other news, wedding bells are ring-ding-a-linging everywhere!!

Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to “married,” Jessica Simpson is apparently looking to get hitched, and -- of course -- our FAVORITE new power couple Kimanye Kardashiwest might already be in the prenuptial planning process.

And what about Snooki’s baby bump -- will it be a guido or a guidette that comes fist-pumping out of her vagina later this summer??

Speaking of bodily transformations, EVERYONE is obsessed with who looks stunning for bikini season and who looks like two quarts of cottage cheese wrapped in different colored dental floss.

But we won't judge!

What The Tabs Are Talking About!

This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!

First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?

Hmmm.

We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy... conclusion.

In other news, wedding bells are ring-ding-a-linging everywhere!!

Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to “married,” Jessica Simpson is apparently looking to get hitched, and -- of course -- our FAVORITE new power couple Kimanye Kardashiwest might already be in the prenuptial planning process.

And what about Snooki’s baby bump -- will it be a guido or a guidette that comes fist-pumping out of her vagina later this summer??

Speaking of bodily transformations, EVERYONE is obsessed with who looks stunning for bikini season and who looks like two quarts of cottage cheese wrapped in different colored dental floss.

But we won't judge!

What The Tabs Are Talking About!

This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!

First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?

Hmmm.

We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy... conclusion.

In other news, wedding bells are ring-ding-a-linging everywhere!!

Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to “married,” Jessica Simpson is apparently looking to get hitched, and -- of course -- our FAVORITE new power couple Kimanye Kardashiwest might already be in the prenuptial planning process.

And what about Snooki’s baby bump -- will it be a guido or a guidette that comes fist-pumping out of her vagina later this summer??

Speaking of bodily transformations, EVERYONE is obsessed with who looks stunning for bikini season and who looks like two quarts of cottage cheese wrapped in different colored dental floss.

But we won't judge!

Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Date Reportedly Revealed

Earlier this month we learned that Jessica Simpson finally gave birth to her baby girl and while we await the release of Maxwell Drew‘s first photos, we learn today that Jess and fiancée Eric Johnson have reportedly set a wedding date. Now, no one from Jessica‘s camp has officially confirmed this news but according to sources (ahem, who are oh so ever reliable), a date has been set. The wedding will supposedly take place this year. Click below to find out exactly when.

Jessica Simpson welcomed baby Maxwell just a few weeks ago, but the performer, designer and new mom has yet to slow down. Now she’s busy planning her wedding! An insider reveals exclusively to the new issue of Life & Style — on newsstands now — that Jessica and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, have set a new wedding date: Dec. 12, 2012 — 12/12/12. The couple, who have been engaged since November 2010, reportedly had been planning to wed in Hawaii on Nov. 11 (11/11/11) but put their plans on hold after Jess discovered she’d become pregnant. With a new date set, the couple are still considering a laid-back beachside ceremony. “Jessica and Eric (Read more...)

Jessica Simpson Plans To Waltz Down The Aisle In Hawaii!

First comes baby, then comes marriage!

Now that Jessica Simpson has finally had her baby girl, Maxwell, it’s now time for the wedding prep!

Jess and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, have officially settled on a date for their nuptials -- December 12, 2012!

12/12/12...hmm...we wonder if that date holds as much luck as 11/11/11??

Reportedly, the couple actually WERE looking to tie the knot back on 11/11/11...but those plans got pushed back after Jessica got pregnant!

As for the ceremony details? An insider revealed:

"Jessica and Eric are eyeing the Hawaiian island of Kauai for the reception for around 60 family and friends.”

Ooh! How romantic!

According to a friend close to the couple, Jessica has also been busy getting the arrangements together for little Maxwell’s baptism, with the help of celeb party planner Mindy Weiss!

Mindy also (and oddly/awkwardly enough) planned Jessica’s LAST wedding...when she got married to Nick Lachey.

We wonder if Jess and Eric (and Maxwell!) will get their own newlywed reality show, too? LOLz!

We wish them the best of luck with all the planning they've got going on!

Afternoon Links: Jessica Simpson Lost 30 Pounds

Jessica has reportedly dropped 30 pounds already after giving birth

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Jessica Simpson Planning Her Wedding After Losing 30 Pounds – gossipandsoaps

Justin Timberlake Lashes Out At Paparazzi On Twitter: “Get A Real Job!” – anythinghollywood

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Casey Abrams Set To Release Self Titled Debut Album! – celebrityviplounge

Rock Isabel Marant’s Platforms With J Brand’s Floral Jeans! – afewgoodygumdrops

Ryan Reynolds will Kick Ass in Highlander – celebteenlaundry

Wendy Williams, Why Do You Look Like A Security Guard? – lickablecelebs

Celebrity Copycat: Jordin Spark’s Billboard Awards Look for Less! – fashiongrail

Lessons from Professor Bill Murray – ayyyy

John Mayer Physically Loves His Fans!

Isn't he just the best??

John Mayer was at an event for the release of his latest album, Born and Raised, where, even though it was pouring rain and disgustingly humid outside, tons of fans still came out to see him.

Those are some dedicated Mayer lovahs!

But, we can see why!

The crooner took time out of his precious day to take picts with fans, who also received yummy-yum-yum hugs from Mr. Mayer himself!

Holy shiz, John Mayer really IS maturing into a respectful gentleman! First, he apologizes for those ridic Jessica Simpson comments and now this?

We think we have a new crush!

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]

John Mayer Says He’s Not An Awful Person, He Just ‘Didn’t Want To Be Boring’

So a couple years ago, John Mayer made some pretty racy (and racist) comments to Playboy magazine about two years ago. Like, things like his relationship with Jessica Simpson was like “sexual napalm” and his d*ck was “sort of like a white supremacist.” Then, he gave another interview to Rolling Stone, which was also pretty sexually explicit, [...]

How Much Does Jessica Simpson Weigh Right Now?

Now that Jessica Simpson has given birth to a 9-pound, 13-oz. baby daughter, Maxwell Drew, her other new baby has her undivided attention:

A new $4 million deal with Weight Watchers.

"As soon as Jessica heals from the C-section, she is extremely determined to work out," a confidant says. "She wants to show the world and is excited to do it."

And is contractually obligated to do it.

Since announcing that she and her fiance Eric Johnson were expecting their first child, Jessica has been under scrutiny over her pregnancy weight gain.

The 5-foot-3 star, who admitted weighing 175 pounds when she posed nude and pregnant for the April issue of Elle, needs to do a serious slim-down.

A source familiar with the Weight Watchers negotiations says the stakes are high, as she's got to lose at least 50 pounds. LITERALLY no pain, no gain.

"She'll have to meet the weight-loss goals for the deal to go through," says the source, adding that the new mom will be under a lot of pressure.

"She hasn't chosen a trainer yet. In fact, she hasn't even thought about it. But if she wants this, she'll need to work out a good (Read more...)