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$20 Million For Tanning Grease, A Busted Weave, And Fake Tittays!

Published on August 31, 2010 By Perez Hilton

Ha! We don't know what's more twisted - that this guy thinks that making her the face of his channel is marketable or that he's willing to pay her as much as he is to do so - not to mention at the expense of his employees!

Although she recently signed a two year deal with another television network, Channel Five boss Richard Desmond is reportedly attempting to lure Jordan AKA Katie Price over to them with a $20 million deal!

And insider reveals:

"Money is no object for Richard and he thinks Katie would be the perfect person to help kick start Channel Five in a new era. It's vital he relaunches the channel with a bang."

Price, being the smart bitch that she is, instantly realized that in no way, shape, or form is she worth that much and is consulting her lawyers to see if she can break her previous contract!

And we LOVE to hear that Desmond thinks that money is no object, seeing as he's due to fire a quarter of his company's 300 employees today to 'cut costs!'

UGH. So unbelievably fucked up.

Thoughts??

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An i-Mess: What The Hell Is Katie Price Wearing?

Published on August 20, 2010 By Socialite Life

Katie Price is an i-Mess! ...read full story

Katie Price Says She’s Good In Bed

Published on August 19, 2010 By Socialite Life

Katie Price is Extreme In Bed ...read full story

Baby Bump?

Published on August 18, 2010 By Perez Hilton

We're not sure, but maybe!

Katie Price AKA Jordan was spotted out in London showing off a slightly protruding midriff, perhaps hinting at a baby with new husband Alex Reid?

Or is she just carrying some extra water weight?

What do U think?

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Jordan’s Career Is In The Toilet

Published on August 1, 2010 By Perez Hilton

With a SHITeous new single and an out of control addiction to horrible plastic surgery, Katie Price AKA Jordan's career is officially over.

Sources say that she "fears for her future as job offers have all but dried up. The work isn't coming in. She hasn't had one good job offer for months, just personal appearances at parties in Austria. They still like her abroad."

So basically she's going to try to saturate Europe with her STANK! Good luck, bb! They'll get tired of you too!

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Jordan’s Kids Are "Lucky" She And Pete Got Divorced!

Published on July 29, 2010 By Perez Hilton

Oh, how wise of you, ~~Jordan~~ Katie Price!

The ~~former glamour model~~ ~~wannabe singer~~ ~~what the hell does she even do again?~~ reality star discussed how in the end, her divorce from Peter Andre will be beneficial for her kids - because they'll get more presents!

She says:

"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky. They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good."

Oh yes, kids growing up with residual feelings of guilt because Mommy and Daddy stopped loving each other, not to mention the financial struggles that come with single parenting - they are very lucky, aren't they, bb?

Better yet - let's just wait until YOUR kids are old enough to talk about how lucky they are to you have YOU for a mother!

We're sure it's going to be truly eye-opening! LOLs!

Thoughts??

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