The Kardashians Kannot Be Kept Up With!

Absolute madness!!

The test results numbers are back in from Sunday’s premiere and THREE MILLION people tuned in to find out whether or not Khloe was a genuine Kardashian!

Still, ratings were up all across the board for Keeping Up with the Kardashians in what ended up being the show’s highest rated premiere ever!!

All key demographics witnessed a proportionate bump of around 16-23 percent and we are pretty sure it had everything to do with Kourtney continually referencing her baby bump fueled sex drive!

In other news, Sony and Samsung stock owners experienced a windfall from the bump in sales after three million people simultaneously chucked their remotes through their screens Sunday night when Khloe REFUSED TO TAKE THE DNA TEST!!!

Okay, we made that last part up but Khloe and Kris Jenner's contrived reunion was pretty frustrating, right?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian: Klad in Lingerie!

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are once again advertising for their family's clothing collection, and they are once again doing so with very few layers of clothing actually on.

Oh, the irony.

A few months after the photoshopped sisters posed topless on behalf of the Kardashian Kollection, they're back in another supposedly sexy spread, this time donning nothing but lingerie. See for yourself:

Kim, the Hottest Woman on Earth according to her publicity team Zoo Magazine, is front, center and busty, while Kourtney's baby bump is nowhere to be seen and Khloe is quite covered up compared to her siblings.

This feels like a good time to post other photos of a bare-skinned Kim Kardashian, while asking readers: Which Kardashian would you rather?

Scott Disick Dons A Resplendent Coat, Gets Kicked Out Of A Club [PHOTOS]

It probably felt like a natural thing to do, given that he was in London.  Scott Disick came across an opulent, fur-lined coat reminiscent of something Henry VII would wear today (May 21st).  Add a bamboo cane and voila!  A Tudor gent. “Lord Disick in the house!!! LOL” Kim Kardashian tweeted of Disick, whom she tagged along [...]

5 Celebrities Who’ve Tried a Gluten Free Diet

‘Gluten free’ is the diet of the moment in Hollywood, and there have been plenty of celebrities who’ve given it a go. Some did it for health reasons or allergies, while others tried it out when in the process of losing weight. Russell Crowe ditched gluten during an intense training period, while Miley Cyrus recently tried out the diet and told fans that it has made her feel great. Kim Kardashian also tweeted about dropping gluten, dairy and sugar from her diet during a planned health kick for which she quit junk food.

 

 

Kim Kardashian

Kim Karashian started a health kick by implementing a gluten and dairy free diet:”Workout time!!! Gonna focus on abs today. I’ve been trying to change my bad eating habits – slow process but its working. I feel so much better! Sugar, dairy & gluten free. HARD! I will have sweets every once in a while & dairy but this is a huge step for me! Its a lifestyle change but I’m loving it so far!”

Selma Blair

Speaking on her pregnancy cravings, Selma reveals that gluten products are off the menu, but she loves pancakes: “I’m having a great pregnancy. It’s due this summer. I’m not going to say what (the sex) is yet. Hopefully it’s one or the other. Who knows these days! I eat pancakes all day. I don’t eat gluten, so I eat gluten-free pancakes. It’s a little better, but not much! I have a lot of pancake cravings, a lot of grapefruit (cravings).”

Russell Crowe

Russell went on a gluten free diet during a tough training period: “220 lbs this morning, started at 236.4 lbs. 45 min walk, 12 mins eliptical, weighted objects 40 mins, walk 25 mins. 2400 cal a day maximum, all meals & all beverages. Where (Read more...)

Afternoon Links: Kim Kardashian Banned Kanye West From Seeing Other Girls

Kim is reportedly keeping a tight leash on Kanye!

Gossip

Kim Kardashian Banned Kanye West From Seeing Other Girls! – glamourvanity

Justin Bieber Says He ‘Doesn’t Trust Anyone’ In The Music Industry – fitfabceleb

Another legend gone: Robin Gibb dead at 62 – sheknows

Is This Taylor Swift’s Future Ex-Boyfriend? – celebritybeehive

Bee Gees’ Robin Gibb Passes Away – celebrityviplounge

Jay-Z Over Exaggerates His ‘Fame’ – celebteenlaundry

Claire Danes Is Featured On The Cover Of Harper’s Bazaar Russia – gossipandsoaps

Cheryl Cole, Who Invited You To Attend The Cannes Film Festival? – lickablecelebs

Celebrity Copycat: Eva Longoria’s Look for Less! – fashiongrail

Makeup Tips: How To Define Cheekbones – ourvanity

Second City, First Line of Defence – raincoaster

Pasted on Smile of the Day: Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Dine in London

Awh, don’t they look so happy? At least they are trying their very hardest to paste on a huge smile so everyone thinks it’s completely and utterly the most perfect relationship ever. Kim and Kanye were snapped on their way to dinner in London, and both of them looked really pleased to see the cameras – Kanye is even actually smiling, which makes one wonder what kind of diabolical plan he’s plotting underneath it all. The new couple also attended a party while in London, and apparently Kim turned into a control freak the second Kanye decided to mix with the crowd. A source said:

“Kanye was loving it on the dancefloor with Jay Z and spoke at length to Stella (McCartney) about fashion. Kim was all over Kanye at the start, but when he started to mix with other people she had a stern word and took him away from the party”.

The insider says that Kanye “followed her orders with minimum fuss” because “he knows the deal”. The deal is that Kim is the most important person on the planet, like, duh. How long before he’s sick of her embarrassingly dragging him away from cool parties? Better refresh your twitter feed in case it’s already happened.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season Premiere Recap: Family First, Unless You’re Bruce

Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back!

That's right, the most boring, scripted show on TV is SO back!

On the Season 7 premiere, Kim and her giant boobs gush about the importance of family, Kourtney reveals the gender of her second baby, Khloe and Kris clash over whether she should take a DNA test, and Bruce takes $h!t from everyone.

Basically all stuff we already knew or didn't care about. Anyway, here's our recap!

Kim Kardashian: "After going through a divorce this past year, it just taught me that family is the most important thing." Well, family and Kanye. Plus 10.

Khloe's in town, but no one bothers to tell Bruce dinner is ready, and he doesn't bother to come downstairs. Blame is shared equally there. Minus 15.

"What does a guy got to do to get a little respect around here?" he says. Not be surrounded by a bunch of money-grubbing reality stars? Minus 10.

OMG ... is Khloe a biological Kardashian? The DNA test drama resumes as  Kris Jenner is consumed with the paternity rumors re: Khloe Kardashian.

"This story is not going away," Kris laments. Yeah, because you have Google alerts (Read more...)

Kim Kardashian Adjusts Her Boob, Parties With Kanye West, Jay-Z & Rihanna In London

It’s a boob party! At least that’s the way it started for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they made their way to DSTRKT last night. Kim and Kanye were there to help celebrate the after party for Kanye and Jay-Z‘s Watch The Throne. Also, if Jay is there, why isn’t Beyonce there? I think Blue [...]

Kim Kardashian Adjusts Her Boob, Parties With Kanye West, Jay-Z & Rihanna In London

It’s a boob party! At least that’s the way it started for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they made their way to DSTRKT last night. Kim and Kanye were there to help celebrate the after party for Kanye and Jay-Z‘s Watch The Throne. Also, if Jay is there, why isn’t Beyonce there? I think Blue [...]

Kim Kardashian Looks Virginal In White [PHOTOS]

Well I didn’t say she was virginal, I said she looked it.  Kim Kardashian was spotted in London–again–leaving her hotel and doing what she does best, smiling, waving, posing and wearing clothes better than most of the world’s population.  Kim and BF Kanye West are currently in London together promoting all sorts of things from [...]