
Just to make sure it sticks? We kid, we kid.
He's just insanely rich!
Simon Cowell's brother, Tony Cowell, broke the news in an interview that his brother's upcoming nuptials will be repeated four times in different parts of the world.
According to Tony, Simon will tie the knot with his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy in Brighton, England, Los Angeles, Barbados and Hollywood.
El Lay and Hollyhood?! Sorry, why is that exactly?
Previously, we knew about them having two ceremonies to appease both sides of the family. But four?! Little much, Cowell. Just a tad overboard, you might say.
Don't agree? Alright, then lets also tell you the theme: Salvador Dali!
Agree with us now? Yeah, we thought so.
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Happy birthday to her!!
Mezhgan Hussainy has seriously hit the jack pot!!
Her fiancee, Simon Cowell, has reportedly bought his bride-to-be a special prize for her 37th birthday - a luxury 1954 Jaguar XK convertible priced at over $120,000!
HOLY SHIZ!
And apparently the American Idol judge didn't stop there!
A source says:
"Red roses, French lingerie, Prada bags, you name it. He gives her something new practically every day. One particularly sweet surprise was private his-and-hers Swedish massages in their London hotel room."
She needs to seal the deal and get married ASAP!
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Relax, folks!! He was just being shy!!
For anyone who thought Simon Cowell's appearance on The Tonight Show with his fiancee Mezghan Hussainy was awkward or uncomfortable, the American Idol judge's friend Amanda Holden claims he's just a regular Mr. Darcy and doesn't like talking about his feelings!!
Holden says:
"Apart from his mum [speaking about him], he's never really let on much about his private life. He has to maintain some kind of privacy in such a public arena. He wants to keep something back for himself. He's an incredibly shy person. People who he trusts the most are the people who talk to him properly. He likes proper opinion and she's very strong and definitely vocal and honest. Most people in his life are … He's a straight talker on the telly and real life. Simon's fallen hook line and sinker. They are like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. You can't separate them really."
So cute!!
We knew under that sarcastic, furry exterior there was a marshmallow just wanting someone to snuggle and watch A Walk To Remember with!!
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English music executive and host of American Idol Simon Cowell enjoyed a lovely Sunday afternoon with his fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy in Malibu, California March 14, 2010. Simon and Mezhgan enjoyed some time shopping and met Howie Mandel at the Cross Creek Shopping Center….
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English music executive and host of American Idol Simon Cowell enjoyed a lovely Sunday afternoon with his fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy in Malibu, California March 14, 2010. Simon and Mezhgan enjoyed some time shopping and met Howie Mandel at the Cross Creek Shopping Center….
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How do you know when you've made it big? It's not when you appear on The Tonight Show or get quasi engaged to the most famous face on America's most popular TV show.
Instead, it's when you're included on a THG Fashion Face-Off.
With that in mind, congratulations are in order for Mezhgan Hussainy. Simon Cowell's girlfriend is a true A-lister now!
The make-up artist donned the gown below at Elton John's Oscar Viewing Party this past weekend. Meanwhile, Cougar Town star Courteney Cox Arquette wore it back in January. Compare and contrast:

Who looks better in this dress?
It's BIZARRE watching him like this!!
Simon Cowell appeared last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and seemed downright SHY to discuss his recent engagement to make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy!!
Watch the HIGHlarious and ADORABLE video above as Simon tries to dodge questions and gets flushed when Leno brings out his bride-to-be!!
We think she seems LOVELY!!
Congrats, Simon!! You two look very happy together!!
On The Tonight Show last night, Simon Cowell was his usual self: witty, charming and open about everything.
First, he was asked about girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy and told Jay Leno that he'll marry her "within the next ten years. This prompted the unfunny host to actually invite Hussainy onto the stage with her man.
She squeezed in close to Simon and laughed when he said:
"I always said if I was going to get engaged, I'd get engaged to a makeup artist," adding that he gets "at least three touch-ups a night," if you know what Simon means!
About his plans for children, Simon replied: "I'm kind of torn because I'm a bit too old to have kids but then I think it would be awesome to have a lot of mes running around."
Among other topics Cowell goes into above: how much he misses Paula Abdul, whether they'll work together again and why he likes Crystal Bowersox a lot this season.
On The Tonight Show last night, Simon Cowell was his usual self: witty, charming and open about everything.
First, he was asked about girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy and told Jay Leno that he'll marry her "within the next ten years. This prompted the unfunny host to actually invite Hussainy onto the stage with her man.
She squeezed in close to Simon and laughed when he said:
"I always said if I was going to get engaged, I'd get engaged to a makeup artist," adding that he gets "at least three touch-ups a night," if you know what Simon means!
About his plans for children, Simon replied: "I'm kind of torn because I'm a bit too old to have kids but then I think it would be awesome to have a lot of mes running around."
Among other topics Cowell goes into above: how much he misses Paula Abdul, whether they'll work together again and why he likes Crystal Bowersox a lot this season.