Remember a couple of weeks ago when we learned that Michael Lohan, the estranged trainwreck of a father to Lindsay Lohan, decided to pull himself up by the bootstraps and apply for a job at Burger King? Yeah, well, today we learn that Daddy Lohan has decided to forego a career at the Home of the Whopper in lieu of a radio station job. Apparently, Lohan managed to secure a gig at WiLD 95.5 in Palm Beach, FL in order to satisfy his court-ordered sober living employment requirement. Alas, folks will not be able to buy their burgers and fries from Daddy Lohan … instead, they’ll have to hear him on the radio :/

Michael Lohan and The Whopper weren’t meant to be after all … TMZ has learned Lindsay’s dad has decided to pass on the Burger King gig … and instead, he’s accepted a job at a Miami radio station. TMZ broke the story … the treatment center where Lohan is seeking court-ordered counseling told Michael to get a job to help transition back into normal functioning society (Reminder: Mike was ordered to complete treatment as part of his plea deal in his domestic violence (Read more...)
Michael Lohan has been ordered to get a job ... and he's willing to do almost anything.
Lindsay Lohan's dad initially applied to Burger King (seriously) but has decided to pass on the gig ... because instead, he's accepted a job at a radio station.
Why, you ask? The treatment center where Lohan is seeking court-ordered counseling told MiLo to get a job to help transition back into functioning society.
He was ordered to complete treatment as part of his plea deal in his domestic violence case. He was arrested late last year for assaulting Kate Major.
At the WiLD 95.5 radio station in Palm Beach, Fla., he will primarily take on the grunt work ... but come on, he's gotta make it onto the air at some point.
It's Michael Lohan, after all. Guaranteed to get some phone calls, good or bad.
The pay: $8.25 an hour ... 50 cents more than he would've made at BK! In a class move, he's said he will donate it all to charity. What a human being!
As for Kate Major ... she is very possibly an even bigger psycho.
FINALLY!!
Despite the fact she's probably only doing this for her own publicity, this is the moment we've been waiting ... because we know Dr. Drew won't let her beat around the bush!!!
Dina Lohan is set to be interviewed by Dr. Biceps Drew tonight, and the doc plans on getting to the bottom of ALL the Lindsay Lohan drama!!!
Earlier, we told U how HIGHlarious is was to think of their family dynamic when Linds expressed her concern for Dina's current appearance (a look many think LiLo is sporting herself!).
But TONIGHT, on HLN at 9/8c, Dr. Drew will get the mother's side of the dynamic. And we'll learn all she has to say about the dirty laundry that we've all been smelling for years!!
We're just waiting on an official statement from Michael Lohan... or one of his by-the-hour reps...
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When last we saw Michael Lohan here on the blog, he was hospitalized in Florida due to heart and liver problems. You may recall that his hospitalization came about a month after he was arrested for the second time for violating the restraining order placed on him by his ex-girlfriend Kate Major. I am happy to report that Lohan‘s medical problems seem to be over and he is looking to turn his life around. Apparently, Lohan is looking for a new job these days … he is hoping to get a job at Burger King.

Michael Lohan is finally gearing up to ask the burning question that may or may not have been on his mind for years — “Would you like fries with that?” Sources tell TMZ, Michael filed an application with a local Burger King in Palm Beach, Florida yesterday after he was released from a residential treatment facility — which he was sentenced to as part of a plea deal in his domestic violence case involving ex-GF Kate Major. According to sources, Lohan was moved to a 3-bedroom halfway house after his rehab release — and the counselors at the treatment center recommended (Read more...)
Lindsay Lohan's estranged and equally troubled father Michael Lohan was taken back to the hospital early Friday morning after experiencing chest pains.
MiLo was transferred from a rehab facility in Palm Beach, Fla., after doctors found blood clots and put him on medication to try and break them up.
Doctors feel they don't need to perform surgery, but they want to keep in the hospital for a couple of days to make sure Mike's medication works.
This is the second time in less than two months Lohan has been hospitalized for recurring heart problems. He collapsed at an AA meeting the last time.
He had surgery to repair a blockage back on December 5.
Lohan is due to be released from rehab on March 16. It's unclear whether that will be pushed back due to this and previous hospital stays.
We wish him a fast recovery in any case.
She clearly needs a much more extensive stay in rehab and/or jail! This is NOT good!
To recap - Michael Lohan's ex-GF Kate Major was arrested on Saturday in Boca Raton, FL for assault, resisting arrest, and hitting an officer.
Now, new details about the arrest have been revealed, and according to the police report - it's BAD.
The report claims that Kate attacked married couple Rosario Tapia and Juan Jimenez at an apartment parking lot around 9:45 p.m Sat night.
Kate was reportedly yelling at Rosario, calling her a "fat f**k" and a "b**ch."
The report also indicates that Rosario's husband had "no idea" why Kate was attacking them, but for some reason she felt the need to call "him and his wife 'several racial names'" before she "attacked his wife in the hands, breast, and face." WTF!
Not only that, but when cops attempted to arrest Kate, she tried to kick them, and THEN tried to break out of jail.
Oh, and apparently she also called one of the cops a "fat f**k." Ugh.
She's been released from custody, but we have a feeling she's going to find herself back in jail and/or rehab VERY soon and hopefully (Read more...)
Hasn't she been arrested before for hitting someone?? Didn't she just get out of rehab????
The answer is YES, to both questions.
In a srsly WTF moment, Michael Lohan's ex GF Kate Major was arrested early Saturday morning in Boca Raton, FL for assault, resisting arrest and hitting an officer.
Ugh.
It's not known whether or not Michael was involved, but Kate is currently being held on charges of battery, battery against an officer, EMT, or firefighter, and resisting an officer with violence.
So far, no word on exactly what went down, but we do know that Kate has quite the temper. Last November, she was kicked off a plane and arrested after beating another passenger!!
And to make things even more mind boggling, she was just released from rehab less than a week ago.
Oh man, what's going on here?? Does she need to go to anger management rehab? Uh, yeah, we think so!!
The Lohan family members like to live on the edge.
Lindsay Lohan’s troubled father Michael has been in and out of the hospital, and his court-ordered rehab facility, since his two arrests in one week late last year.
“I don't know what God has in store for me, but it must be BIG. I should've been dead five times already,” Michael reflected of his numerous health woes.
When you collapse at an AA meeting, times are tough.
MiLo says he’s finally on the road to recovery, though.
“It’s by far the best treatment facility I have ever worked with or have been to,” he said about A New Day treatment center in North Palm Beach, Florida.
“A little longer and the blood clot would have taken me out.”
Separated from his four children over the holidays, Michael said his treatment is finally improving their relationship, especially with his eldest daughter.
“The whole thing has made me look at life differently and brought me and my entire family closer, including Lindsay," he said in a chat with Radar.
Michael was sentenced to 90 days in rehab and will be out in a few months to entertain us once (Read more...)
Michael Lohan is battling health problems as well as legal ones.
The father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan collapsed during an Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting on Tuesday and was taken to the hospital, according to reports.
"Michael started to feel light headed during his meeting so he walked outside, and that's when he collapsed," a source close to MiLo told Radar Online.
The diagnosis came soon after: "He was taken in an ambulance to Palm Beach Gardens Hospital where doctors found another blood clot in his lung."
Michael was given medication to break down the clot and the 51-year-old was given CAT scans and an MRI to make sure the clot hadn't spread to his brain.
Since Michael's hilarious arrest when he violated a restraining order and tried to flee police out of a window, he's split time between rehab and the hospital.
The ex-boyfriend of Kate Major had surgery to unclog his artery and repair blockage in his heart in early December, only to suffer from a staph infection.
He remains in the hospital now awaiting the results of a round of tests.
Whenever he's released, MiLo will be sent back to rehab, again.
Michael Lohan is weighing in for the first time on Kate Major's possible pregnancy in a new interview ... apparently these two nut jobs only communicate via Dr. Drew.
MiLo says he's heard about it, but not much more than we have.
"I've heard about it ... When she left her dads house, she left some medication and her pills there and she was off the pill for like 4-5 days and of course we had sex."
"So there was a chance ... from what I understand now, she says she's pregnant or she could be. Evidently she is taking the test so she thinks she might be."
Riveting insight right there.
Asked about how he would react if Kate Major were pregnant, given that neither of them believe in abortion as a possibility, Mike told Dr. Drew the following:
"I would never, never, never want to let a child grow up without a father and a mother, so if she was pregnant, it would be something that she has to consider."
"Does she want to raise a baby on her own? I don't think so."
Michael Lohan added that his relationship with his children with Dina Lohan would improve (Read more...)