Jordan’s Kids Are "Lucky" She And Pete Got Divorced!

Oh, how wise of you, Jordan Katie Price!

The former glamour model wannabe singer what the hell does she even do again? reality star discussed how in the end, her divorce from Peter Andre will be beneficial for her kids - because they'll get more presents!

She says:

"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky. They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good."

Oh yes, kids growing up with residual feelings of guilt because Mommy and Daddy stopped loving each other, not to mention the financial struggles that come with single parenting - they are very lucky, aren't they, bb?

Better yet - let's just wait until YOUR kids are old enough to talk about how lucky they are to you have YOU for a mother!

We're sure it's going to be truly eye-opening! LOLs!

Thoughts??

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Jordan Threatens Kerry Katona With Legal Action!

She's not messing around!

Katie Price AKA Jordan is considering taking legal action against Kerry Katona since she's been spending time with her children due to Kerry's friendship with Peter Andre.

A friend close to Katie reveals:

"She doesn’t want her kids to be near Kerry. What with Kerry attacking her in articles - not to mention her dubious track record - she’s the last person she really wants her kids to be socializing with.

"Kate is just bemused that Kerry keeps name-dropping her in articles and columns. It’s really sad that she hasn’t got anything original to say of her own. It seems that the only way she can get publicity is by talking about Kate.”

Kerry might not be the best choice for a babysitter, but we think if Pete's around it isn't a big deal — he seems like a great dad!

Sounds like Jordan just wants attention!

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Brawl Breaks Out At Jordan Katie Price’s Wedding!

This is what happens when you whore out your wedding for publicity!

Even though Jordan Katie Price had said that her second wedding to Alex Reid was going to be much more intimate and low-key than her 2005 wedding to Peter Andre, their wedded bliss turned into a chaotic mess on Saturday when police were called to break up a brawl between paparazzi and security.

Photogs tried to snap pics of Katie and Alex as they arrived at St. Paul's Church in Woldingham, Surrey, but they were denied by security because of Katie's money hungry deal with ITV2 to get exclusive rights to her wedding. Security guards were forced to step in and physically stop the photogs from getting any pics in order to protect her contract.

Kate's spokeswoman said that "she is understandably shaken and upset by the actions of these people but is now looking to enjoy the rest of her day with her close friends and family."

Oh, please! We know you love the DRAMA, Katie!!

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Jordan Keeping Harvey Away From Peter!

This is terrible!

Peter Andre hasn't seen his stepson Harvey in months!

His ex-wife Katie Price AKA Jordan has placed restrictions on when he can see Harvey, her son from a previous relationship with deadbeat dad Dwight Yorke.

She's requiring Andre to hire a nanny that can specifically tend to Harvey's special needs as he suffers from sept-optic dysplasia. Pete says:

"It's been over two and a half months and I'm missing him so much. I speak to him nearly every day, though, so that helps. Kate doesn't want me to see him until I have a specially qualified nanny that she approves of. But I'm feeling really hopeful that I'm going to get to see him soon as I've found a nanny that I think is great."

We hope Katie's being honest with her intentions of wanting Pete to find a good nanny and isn't just doing this to cause problems!

Pete really stepped up in helping to raise Harvey when his own father wouldn't!

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Silly Ladies!

As soon as Kerry Katona announced that Peter Andre was her sweetheart, we knew there'd be some drama!

So, when Katie Price found out that Kerry was at the Attitude Magazine party in London she was about to walk into, the reality star stormed off.

"We did not invite Katie Price, but the hotel organisers asked her along without realising about our little spat. I believe she was there in the day having meetings," said Attitude editor, Matthew Todd. "We would have happily invited her ourselves, however, if she would apologise for ruining our phootshoot with Alex Reid."

Wouldn't count on it! Miz Price doesn't seem to be the kind to apologize!

But she insists that the reason she left the party was NOT because of Kerry. Katie supposedly had to catch an early flight to Spain.

Riiiiiight.

A source claims:

"Katie stormed off when she realized Kerry was inside.. Kerry's people were like guard dogs protecting her. I think they were worried about it turning into a b**ch fight in the middle of the dance floor. Kerry just got on with it and looked like she was having a great time and she was very well behaved."

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New Couple Alert!

Considering she just hired his manager, it seems a little to convenient but….

Kerry Katona and Peter Andre are claiming to be a couple!

Katona, who recently split from her husband Mark Croft, is singing Andre's praises.

She said:

"He's my sweetheart and it's nice to know I'm not on my own. I can see why women love Pete. He's the perfect guy to take home to your mum, he's everything a girl needs.

[My kids] love him - and his music, I took them to one of his shows, he was wonderful with them. Hopefully when Pete's got a free weekend we can take the kids to the beach together."

Ha! Check with the press if Peter is free!

And no matter if this relationship is legit or for press, we're sure it'll only be a matter of time before we hear from Ms. Katie Price.

Stoopid.

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Peter Andre Not Over The Divorce

Make up your mind, man!

Peter Andre admitted that he is not over his divorce from Jordan. He says:

"If you really loved them, you don't get over it just like that. These things take time. A survey revealed last week that it takes the average person at least 18 months to recover from a divorce. I would totally agree with this."

Oh, Pete — she's obviously over it! She's already re-married!

But Pete does seem the sensitive type. He even recently turned down a gig to judge on the Australian version of The X Factor for the sake of his children! Pete explains:

"I hate turning down fantastic opportunities like this and I would have loved to have taken part, but my children absolutely come first and there is no way I could be apart from them for that long. It would kill me."

Aww, that is sweet! You'll find a nice girl one day, Pete!

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