Joan Rivers And Betty White Used To Get STONED Together!

Oh man! If this were anyone else we'd call bull shiz!

But it's Joan Rivers, and we don't doubt it for a second!

On the comedienne's show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, she was featured receiving some plastic surgery procedures, and during the recovery period, decided to indulge in some legal California medicinal marijuana to deal with the pain!

Well, if that isn't AMAZING enough in itself, she revealed that this was the first time she'd gotten baked since she used to enjoy it with none other than Betty White - which was back in the "dark ages!"

She reveals:

"She was some slut then."

"On the first episode of our reality show, I get some plastic surgery. I've seen a few people do it on camera but they all do it in full makeup. It's so stupid. The Kardashian mom did it with eyelashes and lipstick. We really show what it is like. And then we showed afterwards which was awful. You are still high from the anesthesia. Well, I had a very difficult moment there after the surgery and I got medicinal drugs. In California you get medicinal marijuana. You go to a doctor (Read more...)

Is Cameron Going Under The Knife Before Her 40th B-Day?

Is Cameron a bit nervous about her big leap into her 40s?

Rumors of the actress going under the knife are setting the Internet ablaze.

Recent photos of Cameron have speculate that she may have gotten a new set of girls and her face is looking awfully...shiny.

Celeb plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn thinks her "new" look in unnatural:

There's something about Cameron Diaz's face that is very unusual. She looks like she's preparing to take her costar Jim Carrey's role in The Mask!

Ouch! Jim Carrey from The Mask?! He goes on to say:

Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections.

Although I do not believe she's had a facelift. Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. I recommend that she get some mattifying gel as soon as possible to calm it down.

You be the judge.

Is Cam the same or is she getting some "bonuses" from Diddy?

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Chaz Bono: Saving Up For a Penis

Dancing With the Stars alumnus Chaz Bono is saving up the money to make his gender transformation that much more official. Yes, we're talking about a penis transplant.

Chaz tells Rolling Stone that he will pursue a metoidioplasty.

If you haven't stopped reading yet, he describes this as "a procedure that uses what you already have down there... which has grown larger from the testosterone."

Chaz will be trying out the new equipment on someone other than Jennifer Ella, who he just broke up with after a long-term relationship in which he changed genders.

He opted for the metoidioplasty for the following reasons:

"You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty (another similar type of procedure), but it's fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there."

The procedure will cost him between $25,000-$45,000.

You cannot put a price on manhood, however.

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Vladimir Putin Plastic Surgery Photos: Did Russian Prime Minister Get Work Done?

Did Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin get plastic surgery?

Look at the photos below and decide for yourself, but rumors have been swirling about the supposed transformation of the 59-year-old's face. He's looking a lot, uh, less stressed these days, as these before and after pictures show ...

Notice on the right, his forehead is smoother, his cheeks glowing, the deep lines that once characterized his hardened (albeit still handsome) face all but forgotten.

Britain's Guardian newspaper speculates that Botox did the trick and also suggests that Vladimir Putin has also undergone some plastic surgery - small nip/tucks.

Quoted by the Guardian, four plastic surgeons analyzed Putin's new look and concluded he had the work done in advance of his upcoming election bid in March.

To that end, CBS News reports on Friday that a brand new poll shows that he is slipping in his approval rating, to 51 percent, down from 61 percent last month.

Desperate political times call for the occasional cosmetic procedure? Who's to say.

Miley Cyrus Boob Job Rumors: Weigh In!

Miley Cyrus performed "The Climb" at a special event organized by CNN this week.

But a group of so-called experts have spoken to Star Magazine and zeroed in on another aspect of this singer: The cleavage.

Indeed, based on a revealing Roberto Cavalli dress donned by the star, a slew of doctors - who are either imaginary or complete and utter losers - have told the tabloid they suspect Miley has undergone breast enhancement surgery.

"Her breasts are very nice and round and it looks like she has had them done," said Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical Aesthetics in Colorado. "She might have had small implants, which is nice, because she is a small girl with a small frame."

Plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Glaat, who is based in New Jersey, concurs: "The outline of the implants are clearly visible in the inner lower portions of her breasts. Even a large weight gain would not produce breast enhancement to this degree without implants!"

What do you think, readers? Did Miley get a boob job?

Did JWoww Get Plastic Surgery? Jersey Star Tells Wendy Williams The Truth!

Listen up, haters! JWoww wants you to understand what is going on with her face.

This afternoon, the Jersey Shore star stopped by Wendy Williams' show to talk about the new season, her new business ventures and plastic surgery. While she concedes that she has had her boobies done, she sets the record straight for those who think she got a nose job, chin lift, etc.

Watch the video (above) to learn the truth about JWoww's smile and beyond!

Study: Smoking May Make Nipples Fall Off Fake Boobs

A new study suggests that women who have had breast implants should really think about not smoking. Why? Well, in addition to the many, well-documented health risks ...

Your nipples may TURN BLACK AND FALL OFF.

Anthony Youn, M.D., a plastic surgeon in Detroit, is the author of In Stitches, a humorous memoir about growing up Asian-American and becoming a doctor.

There's nothing amusing about this, however. In an excerpt he shared with CNN, he relayed a horryfying problem among women with breast enhancements:

"I cringe every time I see a patient for a breast lift who's a smoker," the physician reflects. "I’m deathly afraid that despite my warnings, she will smoke before or after surgery and cause her nipples to turn black and fall off.

Yes. Smokers who undergo breast lifts may soon have zero nipples.

"I’ve seen it before," he says.

Oh, and don't smoke when pregnant either. Bad for the kid.

Quote Of The Day

"I’m not worried about chronological years. I don’t think guys should be monkeying around with that stuff."

- Rob Lowe to In Touch on whether or not he'll ever get plastic surgery.

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Fake Florida Doctor Claims She DIDN’T Fill People Up With Cement!

And the bullshiz award of the week goes to......

To recap, last month we heard about a transgendered "doctor" named Oneal Ron Morris, who was accused of giving a woman butt implants that consisted of cement, super glue, mineral oil, and Fix-A-Flat tire inflator & sealant. Oh, and he charged her $700 for the "procedure."

Then earlier this week we heard about another victim of the unlicensed doctor who visited Oneal for cheap plastic surgery, and ended up getting cement, super blue, and Fix-A-Flat in her face! (above)

Now, Oneal is speaking out about her crimes, and she is shockingly claiming that she's innocent!

"They didn't catch me doing anything so it's all just allegations. I'm innocent, I really am innocent, or whatever."

"It sounds bizarre but I feel like how could America even think that a person could put cement in somebody's bottom."

More from O:

"These allegations...I didn't do any of these things to these people. Just know these people who are lying are ruining my life, that's all I have to say."

"They keep on lying but the truth will prevail, and that's why we have courts and stuff like that. If anyone is the (Read more...)

Did Marie Osmond Get Plastic Surgery?

Marie Osmond's face has undergone quite a transformation.

We don't know for a fact that she's had plastic surgery ... but come on. Marie's new super-tight look is adding fuel to the rumors, and for good reason.

Check out the 52-year-old ex-Dancing with the Stars contestant at the 80th Anniversary of the Hollywood Christmas Parade on Sunday, and in 1999:

Her eyebrows are looking more arched, likely from Botox injections. But it's her lips that really stand out, having seemingly expanded several-fold over the years.

Asked by Prevention magazine how she felt about plastic surgery, Marie recently answered: "We cherish youth more than we do wisdom. Will I do it? I'm sure."

"Nobody wants to have a saggy jowl. Is it bad to do? I don't think anything is bad if it makes you feel better.”

Hey, at least she's up front about it, right?