In Touch Weekly magazine is reporting in this week’s new issue that Lindsay Lohan is telling friends that she is ready to be a mother. Now, before you choke to death on all that laughing you’re prolly doing right now, let’s just entertain the notion that this report might be true (in some strange parallel universe) and just read on for the entertainment value, shall we?

Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom! The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”
While it’s true that Lindsay has — for the most part — been (Read more...)

It's more like she says she has in order to land another magazine interview! Hey, $11 million in debt doesn't take care of itself, you know!
It's no secret to fans of The Real Housewives of New Jersey that costars Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub despise each other. When you have a throw down like they did at the Jersey Country Club that ends with you being banned for life, it qualifies you as mortal enemies.
Still, in the wake of the reunion show airing just this past week, Teresa has decided to move on and forgive Danielle for all the terrible things she has done, including spreading "rumors" that her $4 million dollars house was in foreclosure. While speaking to In Touch Weekly, Teresa explained that her dislike of Jafar's evil twin sister would never lead her to any violent action (despite being from Paterson, don't forget!). She explains:
“I would never in a million years want to take her down. I just don’t appreciate anyone talking about my private life in public.”
Seeing the crazy of her ways in the reunion special, Teresa has decided to put all the bitterness and rage aside and focus on her (Read more...)
Well, well, well … what have we here? A couple of weeks ago we learned that Jennifer Aniston will be appearing in upcoming eps of her BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette‘s hit ABC series Cougar Town and today we learn that Jen is gettin’ some extra perks from her association with the show. People magazine is reporting that Jen went on a 2-hour date with Josh Hopkins, who plays hottie neighbor Grayson on Cougar Town, which might be the first sign of a new romantic relationship for the famously single Ms. Aniston:

Looks like Jennifer Aniston’s guest starring role on Cougar Town comes with some sweet fringe benefits. The actress, 40, (who was recently rumored to be back together with John Mayer) shared a two-hour Italian dinner with Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins at Madeo in Beverly Hills on Sept. 2. “She seemed very excited about her date,” says a eyewitness. “She and Josh sat at a more private table and they seemed to get along great.” Aniston, who sipped white wine and ordered fish, shared animated conversations with Hopkins, 39. “It was obvious that they don’t know each other well, but there was a flirty energy between (Read more...)

We hope for her family's sake that she's right!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has shot down rumors that her husband, Joe, had a love child with another woman, and claims she would not be too pleased if that evil Prostitution Whore is behind the gossip - which - let's be real - she most likely is!
Giudice says:
“I hope it’s not Danielle. It’s so crazy that I can brush it off. I don’t even think about it. I guess that’s when you know you’re really a star when people start making up things. What’s the next thing? Are we doing drugs? I think I heard that’s the next one. We’re both positive people and we don’t let the negative get to us. That’s why we’re so happy together. We’re totally in sync and amazing together. We’ve been married 10 years and I’m still so attracted to him. I look at him and I’m like, ‘Wow he’s hot!’ I think he feels the same way about me. I love his body, I love his muscles.”
Watch out with the joking about drugs, bb!
That's how Jafar works! She takes little things and twists them (Read more...)

We didn't think it was true!
Ashton Kutcher naturally took to his Twitter to address the rumors that he cheated on his wife Demi Moore.
He says:
"I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."
"STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction."
As for Demi, she responded to her husband's Tweets:
"No question! RT @aplusk I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees"
"Excellent point my love! RT @aplusk STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction"
Sounds like somebody is SUING mad!
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!
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Apple is expected to announce the release of a new generation of iPods in September but it appears that news of the new iPod Nano has already made its way to the Internets. Much like the first photos of the iPhone 4 did months before it was officially announced, new photos that claim to be of the new incarnation of the iPod Nano have made their way to the web, behold:

New cases and screen protectors from overseas manufacturers have provided more evidence that Apple this week will unveil a dramatically redesigned iPod nano with a significantly smaller form factor. The components are available for sale on Alibaba.com, a global online business-to-business trading platform. One seller, Jiangmen VIPO Electronic Technology Co., Ltd., is selling a screen protector claimed to fit Apple’s sixth-generation iPod nano. The accompanying render shows the device having a touch-like interface, with icons and graphics from the iPod touch. It also shows Wi-Fi connectivity, though the picture is clearly a render and likely a speculative mock-up on the part of the supplier. Another seller, Orient King, has external protective cases available in a variety of colors for the sixth-generation iPod nano. The cases show that (Read more...)
Apple is expected to announce the release of a new generation of iPods in September but it appears that news of the new iPod Nano has already made its way to the Internets. Much like the first photos of the iPhone 4 did months before it was officially announced, new photos that claim to be of the new incarnation of the iPod Nano have made their way to the web, behold:

New cases and screen protectors from overseas manufacturers have provided more evidence that Apple this week will unveil a dramatically redesigned iPod nano with a significantly smaller form factor. The components are available for sale on Alibaba.com, a global online business-to-business trading platform. One seller, Jiangmen VIPO Electronic Technology Co., Ltd., is selling a screen protector claimed to fit Apple’s sixth-generation iPod nano. The accompanying render shows the device having a touch-like interface, with icons and graphics from the iPod touch. It also shows Wi-Fi connectivity, though the picture is clearly a render and likely a speculative mock-up on the part of the supplier. Another seller, Orient King, has external protective cases available in a variety of colors for the sixth-generation iPod nano. The cases show that (Read more...)
The coverstory of this week’s issue of OK! magazine makes the bold claim that sisters Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears are planning a double wedding in order to marry their respective beaus Jason Trawick and Casey Aldridge … but as cute and completely ridiculous as this story is, it turns out NOT to be true:

It turn[s] out that Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears are not planning a double wedding just like a swirling report has suggested recently. A source close to the “Toxic” singer [makes clear] that “there is no truth” to the rumor, while Jamie’s pal added the story was made up. The double wedding report was first run by OK! Magazine. The mag claimed both Britney and Jamie were excited about idea to “marry their boyfriends, Jason Trawick and Casey Aldridge, in a spectacular double wedding!” The mag further mentioned that Spears sisters would have their kids as “ring bearers and the flower girl” while they walked each other down the aisle. Meanwhile, Jason was reportedly thrilled about the joint-nuptials idea as well. A source said, “Jason said it would be bigger than a royal wedding.” “Britney’s eyes lit up… A Spears-girls double wedding would (Read more...)