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LOLz!
Oh wow. We can't even handle this. Not even in the slightest.
FunnyOrDie has brought us another scathing and NSFW (and funny!) look at the state of the nation, and they do it by letting Susan Sarandon hold a bunch of floppy white d***s!
It's equal parts hilarious (they're seriously floppy) and sad (this nation's view on helping women), and 100% worth your attention.
Check out the video (above)!
Susan gets unlimited points in our book for this! HA!
Aww, how sad!
Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband and FAMED actor Billy Bob Thornton recently shared his former insecurities surrounding his marriage to the pouty-mouthed actress.
Billy reveals:
'Angie, I felt, was definitely too good for me and at some point, if you believe somebody's too good for you, you're going to mess it up. I always thought I was sort of Quasimodo or the Phantom Of The Opera hiding in the catacombs. And when I was with her I think that really reached its heights.'
It’s so sad when someone questions their worth in a relationship, because it’s generally a self-fulfilling prophecy! Why should someone love you if you don’t believe you deserve to be loved?
But not to worry, Billy Bob and Angie are still great friends... she even wrote a heart-warming forward for his new memoir The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts.
Love yourself! Respect yourself!
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How peculiar!
Musician and renowned musical producer Mark Ronson ceased collaborations with Beth Ditto fronted band Gossip after hearing about Amy Winehouse's death!
Ronson was in the studio with Gossip upon hearing the tragic news, working on the just released album, A Joyful Noise.
Mark recently expressed:
"It was really strange. It was almost like a turning point. When I found out that Amy passed I was in disbelief. I walked out of the session and I never fully came back...I think the main thing, the chemistry of what we had going on with the Gossip album wasn't really amazing and being reminded about how good it is when it's good, maybe I thought I was forcing something."
Ronson helped produce Amy's career-defining Back To Black album, and what he touches tends to turn to musical gold...
But, chemistry is super important, and Gossip's sound is SO distinct and wondrous, they don't really need Mark tweaking the formula.
And when you're not feeling it, why force it? This is probably good advice in EVERY area of life...
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Uh oh. If Joss Whedon’s mega-talented brain doesn’t mastermind The Avengers sequel, we just can’t image it will be as charming or as epic-worthy as the first...
The KING of heartfelt horror and ensemble dramedy has expressed hesitation over continuing his involvement with The Avengers franchise!
Joss recently expressed:
“You know, I’m very torn. It’s an enormous amount of work telling what is ultimately somebody else’s story, even though I feel like I did get to put myself into it. But at the same time, I have a bunch of ideas, and they all seem really cool.”
It’s true, we have always favored Joss’ own projects (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Cabin In The Woods).
What he should do is create a superhero team! Comprised of characters from all of his original works - along with totally new ones, of course.
HAH! Oh. Goodness. Aaaand all other films would shrivel in its glorious light...
[Image via WENN.]
Uh oh. If Joss Whedon’s mega-talented brain doesn’t mastermind The Avengers sequel, we just can’t image it will be as charming or as epic-worthy as the first...
The KING of heartfelt horror and ensemble dramedy has expressed hesitation over continuing his involvement with The Avengers franchise!
Joss recently expressed:
“You know, I’m very torn. It’s an enormous amount of work telling what is ultimately somebody else’s story, even though I feel like I did get to put myself into it. But at the same time, I have a bunch of ideas, and they all seem really cool.”
It’s true, we have always favored Joss’ own projects (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Cabin In The Woods).
What he should do is create a superhero team! Comprised of characters from all of his original works - along with totally new ones, of course.
HAH! Oh. Goodness. Aaaand all other films would shrivel in its glorious light...
[Image via WENN.]
We knew this news was coming... so why is it still so painful?!?!?
NBC hass officially announced that 30 Rock's 7th season will be it's last.
The network's prez, Robert Greenblatt, revealed the remotely shocking news Monday. The show's icky ratings are and Alec Baldwin's feelings about the network, have brought the show to a bitter end.
Greenblatt seems to have high hopes for Rock's final season. He said:
“I know Tina, Alec and the rest [of the cast] will deliver some of their best work. We think the world of Tina and hope she will be in the NBC family for years to come.”
The 7th season's 13th and final episode will be an hour long, and (we assume) magical.
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Poor Kristin Chenoweth! First Pushing Daisies and now this??
ABC disappointed Cheno (again) by canceling the lovely Gawd fearing ladies of GCB!!
The heartbreaking news came late last week. Members of the Texas-based comedy's cast are puuurdy depressed.
Mark Delkin (they guy who plays Blake) tweeted the bad news to his followers, writing:
“Wow. I feel stunned & sad. We have had an amazing ride and you, the #GCB fans and #Blicket shippers, have been just incredible. THANK YOU all for your beautiful love and loyalty.”
There is some hope still left in the world!
The network recently announced Revenge, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal and Once Upon a Time were all picked up for another season each.
Keep your chin up, Cheno! We have no doubt you'll be back on the small scree very soon!
Poor Kristin Chenoweth! First Pushing Daisies and now this??
ABC disappointed Cheno (again) by canceling the lovely Gawd fearing ladies of GCB!!
The heartbreaking news came late last week. Members of the Texas-based comedy's cast are puuurdy depressed.
Mark Delkin (they guy who plays Blake) tweeted the bad news to his followers, writing:
“Wow. I feel stunned & sad. We have had an amazing ride and you, the #GCB fans and #Blicket shippers, have been just incredible. THANK YOU all for your beautiful love and loyalty.”
There is some hope still left in the world!
The network recently announced Revenge, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal and Once Upon a Time were all picked up for another season each.
Keep your chin up, Cheno! We have no doubt you'll be back on the small scree very soon!
Justice has been served.
This afternoon, a jury rightfully found Jennifer Hudson's former brother-in-law William Balfour guilty of murdering her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew.
While the verdict was read, Jennifer sat between her fiance and sister, crying silently as Balfour was convicted of all charges. While her fiance held her hand, Jennifer's sister shared a brief, but noticeable moment with her, while her ex-husband was escorted back to prison. Balfour showed no sign of remorse or sadness while the verdict was read.
According to his lawyer, however, Balfour is "disappointed" by this decision handed down by the jury, but everyone involved with his case hopes that the "appellate court will take a look at this case with a very critical eye."
We have no doubt they will ... just like we have no doubt that they will come back with the same decision as the jury did today.
Jennifer and her family opted not to talk to the press immediately following the verdict, but did release this statement soon after, saying:
"We have felt the love and support from people all over the world and we're very grateful. We want to extend a prayer from the Hudson family to (Read more...)
Justice has been served.
This afternoon, a jury rightfully found Jennifer Hudson's former brother-in-law William Balfour guilty of murdering her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew.
While the verdict was read, Jennifer sat between her fiance and sister, crying silently as Balfour was convicted of all charges. While her fiance held her hand, Jennifer's sister shared a brief, but noticeable moment with her, while her ex-husband was escorted back to prison. Balfour showed no sign of remorse or sadness while the verdict was read.
According to his lawyer, however, Balfour is "disappointed" by this decision handed down by the jury, but everyone involved with his case hopes that the "appellate court will take a look at this case with a very critical eye."
We have no doubt they will ... just like we have no doubt that they will come back with the same decision as the jury did today.
Jennifer and her family opted not to talk to the press immediately following the verdict, but did release this statement soon after, saying:
"We have felt the love and support from people all over the world and we're very grateful. We want to extend a prayer from the Hudson family to (Read more...)