Stephanie Pratt Embraces Her Inner Ho!

Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.

Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.

BARF.

The gutter troll recently opened up about her dumbass Twitter break-up with Josh Hansen, and revealed:

"I'm seeing two guys right now, and it's actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I've never done something like this before, but it's really quite lovely! It's not really 'single' life, but I'm way too young for relationships. I've decided I want to keeps things very light, and I've realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That's the most amazing part is that I've realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn't want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is 'weird.' "

Oh, we're sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??

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The Tangled Web Of Kate Hudson’s Gentleman Callers!

Wow! She sure is a massive slut player!!

Serial dater Kate Hudson is apparently playing THREE men at once, two of whom she started toying with when she was still with Alex Rodriguez!

The victims? Photographer Darren Ankenman, an unnamed Hedge-fund manager in El Lay, and Aussie golfer Adam Scott!

GEESH.

A source says:

"She was casually seeing both Alex and Adam at the same time, but she broke things off with Adam when she got serious with A-Rod. She recently got back in touch with Adam when he was in L.A., and they've been seeing each other. They've always gotten along really well."

And she moved in on Darren during production of her shiteous flick Bride Wars:

"They hit it off on the set, but nothing romantic happened until after she and Alex broke up during the winter."

Nothing wrong with trying out your options, but we hope girlfriend isn't bringing all these guys around to meet her kid!

Ryder doesn't need to be confused about which ones are his new daddies!!

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George Michael Continues To Slut It Up Down Under!

Single and lonely men in Sydney, George Michael is on the prowl!

Slutty!

After photogs snapped a pic of Michael kissing a man that was most definitely not his longtime boyfriend, the singer has taken to his iPhone to pick up boys!

Reports claim Georgie was all over the iPhone male-"dating" app Grindr, under the user name Back for Wood (ha!), lurking for fresh meat Down Under!

"Michael used Grindr to send the message 'Hi there' and a picture of himself taken in a hotel room mirror to someone he liked the look of," says the source.

Can U just imagine coming across George Michael while perusing the app for a hook-up????

Dirty dirty!

[Image via WENN.]

Tiger Woods’ #1: I’m a Mistress, Not a ‘Slut’

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Sleeping with a man who you know is married does NOT make you a "slut" ... so says Tiger Woods' mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel.Uchitel's lawyers -- including glorious Gloria Allred -- just fired off a letter to Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, ordering ...

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Tiger’s Whore Leaks His Sexts!!

Congratulations, Joslyn James - you are OFFICIALLY more disgusting than your partner in douchebaggery, Tiger Woods!

The porn-star/gutter skank is launching SextingJoslynJames.com today, where she is posting more than 100 graphic text messages she claims the ambien and slut-loving golfer allegedly sent her.

Wow. What a winner.

Guess you were never in it for the money, right Joslyn?