Two Grumpy Adorable Old Dudes Listen To Ms. New Booty

Aww! This one is HIGHlarious and precious!!

Ben Aaron of New York Live spends an afternoon with octogenarians Bartles & Jaymes Harvey & Eddie.

These senior citizens might be asleep by 7pm, but they're just too much fun!

Ben plays the grumpy spirited old men Adele, teaches them about Jersey Shore, and asks Orville Redenbacher one why he doesn't use Facebook!

U have to check out this video (above)!!

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[Video via NBC.]

Snooki’s Pulitzer-Worthy Gorilla Beach Excerpts!!!

Oooh, Snooki - you know we love you!!

Especially since you give us such a beautiful look into that sparkly, bubbly brain of yours!!

Come May 15, everyone will have full access to the little lady's sophomore book - Gorilla Beach.

In this titillating tale, we learn all about Gia Spumante as she navigates her summer on the Jersey Shore. Through tanning salon aspirations and a fireman break-up, Gia reveals herself as the spunky be-all-you-can-realistically-be gal she is.

Here are some of our favorite lines from the first chapter:

I was surrounded by a pack of juiceheads, and they were fighting over who got to bring me Jell-o shots and fried pickles.

She hated spending so much time holed up in dark rooms that stank of fake butter.

We need a dozen penis pops, too. And a leather whip, and these pink, fur-lined handcuffs. Do you gift wrap?

She knew what was what, that she wasn't winning any prizes for her brains. Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver. Some people contributed to the world in a different-no less important-way.

LOL!!! That last one is KILLING (Read more...)

The View’s Take On Ashton’s Controversial Ad!

The ladiez of The View never shy away from their hot topics, and today was no exception.

On this morning’s show, the women discussed Ashton Kutcher’s Popchips ad, which we mentioned got pulled for its offensive nature -- whether intentional or unintentional.

Check out the women’s opinions (above)!!

They definitely bring up some good points, as Joy mentioned -- why not just have an actual Indian actor play the role???

And perhaps the best point of the discussion -- yet another gem from Joy -- “why does Snooki pretend to be Italian?" Ha!

Truer words, friends. Truer words.

The View’s Take On Ashton’s Controversial Ad!

The ladiez of The View never shy away from their hot topics, and today was no exception.

On this morning’s show, the women discussed Ashton Kutcher’s Popchips ad, which we mentioned got pulled for its offensive nature -- whether intentional or unintentional.

Check out the women’s opinions (above)!!

They definitely bring up some good points, as Joy mentioned -- why not just have an actual Indian actor play the role???

And perhaps the best point of the discussion -- yet another gem from Joy -- “why does Snooki pretend to be Italian?" Ha!

Truer words, friends. Truer words.

Jersey Shore Creator Gets Geeky On Syfy

Syfy is going FAR out!

The network is developing eight new reality shows about psychics, superhumans, cos-players, and even... toy collectors.

Maybe they're unhappy with Steve Urkel’s Jaleel White’s new game show?

Who even comes up with these wacky ideas??

SallyAnn Salsano does!

The Queen of unscripted cable has already masterminded Jersey Shore, Tool Academy, Southie Pride, and now she's back with another HIGHlarious concept.

The tentatively titled Fan Girl/Fan Boy Project features hopelessly misunderstood dorks addicted to video games and obsessed with The Avengers.

Can't wait to see a crossover episode with Snooki and Pauly D handing out surprise wedgies!!

[Image via C.Smith/WENN.]

Guess These Celebs’ Salaries BEFORE They Were Famous!!

MONEY MONEY MONEY MON-AY!!

Celebrities are so filthy rich, everyone fantasizes about rolling around in their dough!

But it wasn't always that way for these modern day gods and goddesses, ohh-no! Most of the people strutting the red carpet used to come from dirt!!

Like Jon Hamm for example! That dreamboat is gonna make $2.3 million off Mad Men alone this year, but he used to only make $14,350 waiting tables in El Lay!

Same goes for Carrie Underwood!! She was lucky if she even hit $16,000 with her tips... that must have been before she learned how to ooze her sex appeal!

And even Snooki! She only got $45,000 for Season 1 of Jersey Shore but now little miss preggerz is set to make $1.6 million this year!

Way to hustle!!!

But nobody werks it quite like Oprah!! Even with her OWN network ups and downs, she's still cashing in $290 million at the bank.... just for this year!!!

That woman is SUCH an inspiration! We could all learn a thing or two from her money-makin' ways!!

[Image via DJDM/Andres Otero/

Jersey Shore House Gets Vandalized By Fans!

Put your graffiti on...Snooki?!

Well, not exactly, but quite possibly close enough!

Seems like the Seaside Heights shore house, made infamous on Jersey Shore, keeps getting tagged by vandals!

Reportedly, the realtor for the house has had to repaint it nearly every week because of messages fans write on it like, “we love you Snooki," as well as others, we're sure! Ha!

People have also gone as far as stealing pieces off the roof and trying to break in the front door!!!

Kids these days!

Considering stopping by the house to see for yourself? Well, you may want to think again!

Looks like they’re putting the house under cray cray lockdown -- hiring extra security, as well as Seaside cops, to be on the watch!

Hopefully, with the show going into production for its sixth season this summer, vandalism will waver off. If not, though, it becomes the producers' problem, not the realtor's!

That poor house. Oh, if only walls could talk...!

[Image via WENN.]

Jersey Shore House Gets Vandalized By Fans!

Put your graffiti on...Snooki?!

Well, not exactly, but quite possibly close enough!

Seems like the Seaside Heights shore house, made infamous on Jersey Shore, keeps getting tagged by vandals!

Reportedly, the realtor for the house has had to repaint it nearly every week because of messages fans write on it like, “we love you Snooki," as well as others, we're sure! Ha!

People have also gone as far as stealing pieces off the roof and trying to break in the front door!!!

Kids these days!

Considering stopping by the house to see for yourself? Well, you may want to think again!

Looks like they’re putting the house under cray cray lockdown -- hiring extra security, as well as Seaside cops, to be on the watch!

Hopefully, with the show going into production for its sixth season this summer, vandalism will waver off. If not, though, it becomes the producers' problem, not the realtor's!

That poor house. Oh, if only walls could talk...!

[Image via WENN.]

Jersey Shore Renewed For Season Six!!!

There still some life in this MTV Jam yet!

MTV has re-upped on the Jersey Shore and yes, Snooki will there...with child.

The entire cast will return for the show and shooting will begin in the summer, so expect that baby bump to be HUGE on the show.

The network released a statement stating that while things will changes, the "trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same."

Yeah, there's a kid involved and being around that chaos won't be conducive to its upbringing. Hopefully, the new season can bring fans the same excitement without going over the edge.

Then again, who DOESN'T want to see Snooki go into labor! Season finale material right there!

Thoughts? Do U think season six is a good idea?

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