They are all over the place this week! Everyone is getting a shot at being on the front page!
Like Adele, who no one could (or should) ever say a bad thing about! She's on the cover of People, who is touting her tale of triumph after her serious throat condition and surgery. While that story might be a bit more uplifting, not to fret. There's smut to be found in other mags!
Like the Demi being in rehab. Whitney possibly needs to go to rehab (again). Kourtney Kardashain being pregnant and alone. Jennifer Aniston eating for two. And the new season of The Bachelor, which we think is in like the 200th installment now.
All good, juicy, 100% unreliable stuff! Got to love it!
Check out the gallery (below) to read some of the titillating headlines from this week's tabloids!
They are all over the place this week! Everyone is getting a shot at being on the front page!
Like Adele, who no one could (or should) ever say a bad thing about! She's on the cover of People, who is touting her tale of triumph after her serious throat condition and surgery. While that story might be a bit more uplifting, not to fret. There's smut to be found in other mags!
Like the Demi being in rehab. Whitney possibly needs to go to rehab (again). Kourtney Kardashain being pregnant and alone. Jennifer Aniston eating for two. And the new season of The Bachelor, which we think is in like the 200th installment now.
All good, juicy, 100% unreliable stuff! Got to love it!
Check out the gallery (below) to read some of the titillating headlines from this week's tabloids!
The claws were out on the set Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 2 Reunion!
Camille Grammer was called out and smacked down during the season 1 reunion, so she has kept her pretty blonde head down for the majority of this season. Which meant that season the mean girls affluent ladies had to chose a different victim fellow reality star to attack.
Every up-to-date RHWOBH fan knows that this year's lucky lady was Lisa Vanderpump.
She was accused of having a fake butt, fake boobies, being a bitchy and -- worst of all -- she was accused of selling gossip about the girls to the tabloids!
Lisa can handle being called bitchy sassy. she brushes it off by saying “They don’t get my humor.” Howeves, she will NOT stand for being called a blabber mouth!
The British wife of BH spoke out against allegations that she sells stories, saying:
“Look, I’ve had 26 restaurants and nightclubs. One, called Zoo Bar, was one of the most avant garde nightclubs in London. I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen people who are gay pretending to be straight. Straight pretending to be gay. Sleeping with each other’s wives. I say nothing. I see (Read more...)
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They're all talking about Heidi Klum and Seal's divorce!
The topic of conversation across the board this week is the sad, sad news that the seemingly happy couple are breaking their vows and heading their separate ways. Considering that no one saw this coming, there's a lot of rumors and reveals to sift through and who better to do that then your trusty tabloid pals!
Also getting a lot of attention this week is Brangelina. Some tabs are more focused on the "fact" that Angie is too frail and could be pregnant. Another mag is suggesting that Brad has a problem with how short Shiloh's hair has gotten. Both have really pretty pictures of Saint Angelina on the cover! (Seriously, we've seen pics of her looking far worst that this!)
And then, of course, there is the obligatory Kardashian cover story. Same old, same old there ... but you'll probably read it all the same. We know you love them! Don't deny it!
Check out the gallery (below) to see what all the other tabs are talking about!
Ah! Now, let's see here. What kind of treasures to the tabloids hold for us this week!
Why, this cover story (above) foretells that Brad Pitt has a love child with someone who is NOT Angelina Jolie! (Or Jennifer Aniston. Hasn't this girl suffered enough???) Can't say we find that story to be conceivable. Besides the obvious reasons, when in the hell would he have time to knock up another lady. Raising a dozen children is a lot of work you know.
They are at a dozen now, right?
Ah! And it seems Kim Kardashian is ready to return into the arms for a former lover. Another mad is klaiming that Kim is krawling back to Reggie Bush, insisting that she loves him still!
Least us not forget that Russell Brand is apparently insane and that Demi Moore is a lesbian. Will wonders never cease!
Check out the gallery below to view some more tabloid headlines from this week.
Oh wow! The tabs did NOT take time off for the holiday!
Check it:
Did U know that Kate Middleton collapsed in tears after being insulted by Camilla?? We know, right?? It's weird how people decide to only tell tabloids these things!!
Not only that, but Kate's sister Pippa is apparently "undateable," and Life&Style thinks that's a real word! The madness!
Oh but wait, we've got some happy news: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux decided to elope for no reason, and then Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake secretly got engaged!! If they had only waited a week it would have been like a real life New Year's Eve movie!!
LOLz! Quite the imaginations!
Which do you believe and don't believe?? Check'em out above and below!
Jennifer Aniston preggo with twins AND a Mileybird drug overdose? Once again, U've caught our attention Star Magazine! LOLz!
That's right, folks! According to Star, Jen is not only PREGNANT, but she's having twins! Wowsa!
And as a side story, they've got details on Miley Cyrus' drug overdose.....oh wait, it says "drug overdose scare." So, what does that mean? She took a hit of marijuana Salvia, coughed, and one of her buddies got paranoid??? LOLz!
In royal news, the tabs are also quite fixated on William and Kate this week! Not only are we STILL talking about the royal wedding, but apparently Kate's parents weren't invited to the palace for Xmas! Awk-ward!
Other than that, the tabloids are keepin' us up-to-date with KStew/RPatz relationship drama....and of course KimK/KHump post-relationship dramz as well!
Speaking of Kim Kardashian...it appears that Oprah called her a phony! We're not 100% sure why, but the cover of this week's Enquirer leads us to believe that Ms. Winfrey is skeptical of Kim's benevolent agenda in Haiti!
Quite a week for the tabs! Which of these stories intrigues U the most???
What else?! The freakin' Kardashains. Say what you will, Daniel Craig, but these ladies are money makers and the magazines know that!
You know who else has tabloids flying off the shelves? Robsten love, Bacherlotte heartbreak and Angelina Jolie's freakishly photoshopped thin arms! This week, the rag mags have got it all!
But really? Outing Kris Humphries? Is this what this scandal has been reduced too? Isn't there any OTHER angle to take??? LAME!
Check out the gallery (below) to see which tab you'll be picking up for yourself!
Oooh goodie! Our favorite time of the week!! Right behind shocking divorce Monday and sex tape Thursday!
Let's see what we have here this time....
Angelina Jolie's assistant tells all, huh? You mean to tell us this chick would actually breach the extremely well put together confidentiality contract to tell a tab all about Angie's supposed antics? Ha! We doubt it, but the fanficton is juicy nonetheless!
Uh-Oh! There's a dire warning for Jessica Simpson and baby! Yeah, Jessica, don't eat Flintstones vitamins if you don't want your baby turning into a dinosaur! RAWR!
More Kim Kardashian divorce details! Kris Humphries' family is spilling all the dirty deets! What? That the "sources" are the Kardashians themselves?
OMG! Hollywood Stylists tell all!! Yes, please! What do celebrities vent when they're getting their extensions tied on??
Looks like he's not just after News of the World anymore!
To recap, back in July, Hugh Grant opened up about his decision to expose the News of the World (NOTW) phone hacking scandal to the world.
Then, last week we heard AWFUL reports that the mother of Hugh's child had been harassed AND threatened after he spoke to the press.
Today, Hugh appeared in court to testify on the phone hacking scandal case...but he also slammed other tabloids for their invasions of privacy:
“I think no one would expect their medical records to be made public or to be appropriated by newspapers for commercial profit. That is fundamental to our British sense of decency."
"There has been a section of our press that has been allowed to become toxic over the past 20 or 30 years."
Do U agree with Hugh? Have British tabloids become "toxic" over the years??? What about US tabloids?????
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