Cheeseburger Brawl Results in De-Pantsing, Is Videotaped by Famous Rapper [VideUhOh]

Life on the D-List visited Alaska last night, and Kathy Griffin spent five straight minutes laying into Sarah Palin, whom she says she invited to the show. In town for the Iditarod, Kathy said she ice-fished with Levi, too.

[HuffPo]

Armed Robbers Storm Poker Tournament on Live TV UPDATED [Breaking]

Panic swept over Berlin's Grand Hyatt today when a group of burglars carrying Kalashnikov assault rifles waltzed into a European Poker Tour tournament and made off with $1.2 million, before a live television broadcast. UPDATED

Four robbers burst into the hotel while two stood guard by the entrance on Potsdamer (Read more...)

8-Year-Old Baby Gaga Is Mostly Terrifying, Slightly Amazing [VideUhOh]

A little girl wears black lipstick, a wig, and no pants to perform "Bad Romance" in a Brazilian talent show. She crawls across the floor and growls. The crowd cheers. A judge who resembles Santa Claus grins.

Never has Santa been such a perv, and never have I so feared (Read more...)

NBC Deletes Message Board Overrun with Conan Separatists (and a Weird Yale Theater Plug) [Grudge]

Just when NBC thought it could slip back into Lenonian ennui, aTonight Show forum for "things you want Jay to see" overruns with I'M WITH COCO's and is deleted. Weirdly, Brian Williams' daughter singing Ke$ha on YouTube plays a role.

Under the title "Jay, look at this!" a moderator (Read more...)