This is What Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like [VideUhOh]

#NotAfraidToBeCervixey, indeed. First came The Article. Now, here's The Footage. I'm not sure who this woman is, but she might be on the brink of stardom. Because she got her Vagina Vajazzled. For science. Or something. Via Buzzfeed, there's this.

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This is What Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like [VideUhOh]

#NotAfraidToBeCervixey, indeed. First came The Article. Now, here's The Footage. I'm not sure who this woman is, but she might be on the brink of stardom. Because she got her Vagina Vajazzled. For science. Or something. Via Buzzfeed, there's this.

I've dated two (Read more...)

Man Hit Wall Funny [Heh]

Here's security camera video of an ad agency guy walking into a glass wall, which his agency posted on YouTube, for laffs. 2) Or maybe it's "viral." 3) This constantly happens at the Gawker offices, really. 4) We win? [Adfreak]

Keith Olbermann Wants You to Remember: Dan Abrams Is Bald [Cue Balls]

Assailing PR man/humble website proprietor Dan Abrams, a known bald man with a hair-system of some kind, on last night's Countdown, thick-maned pirate Olbermann employed some very subtle wordplay. He used coded language and punnery to mock Abrams' shameful chromedomedness.

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Teacher Lap Dance Scandal Too Bootylicious to Ignore [VideUhOh]

Sure, we tried to protect the children by overlooking the teacher pep rally lap dance scandal that is rocking Winnipeg like a Red River tidal wave. But now a second comical teacher booty grind video has surfaced and, okay, here:

Tinsley Mortimer’s TV Show Features Rich Blonde Lady Who ‘Uses the N-Word Sometimes’ [VideUhOh]

Hey, it worked for Paris Hilton. High Society's trailers show a blonde slurring about "the n-word" and "retarded" (the offensive epithet du jour!) but they've also got a gay socialite of ambiguous race and "Malik So Chic," so 'sallgood, right?

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2010 in Great Interviews: Jay-Z Invented ‘Single Ladies’ Dance, Had Skype-Sex with Beyonce [VideUhOh]

Jay-Z's always been a pretty cagey interviewee, especially regarding the way he won't tout or discuss his working or home relationship with wife Beyonce Knowles with anybody. But he started to loosen up a little on the BBC last night.

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Adventures at CPAC: Gangsta Andrew Breitbart Psyched to "Destroy People," Not a Conservative Rapper [VideUhOh]

The most compelling pundits in Conservatism right now are basically this kid because he's a a kid and Andrew Breitbart, because he's stunningly shameless about how excited he is to try to "destroy people." Also, shocker: he doesn't like Salon.

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Which of These 6 Perversely Fascinating YouTube Memes Speaks to Darkness of Your Soul? [Personality Quiz]

NYT Magazine recently probed the psyche of YouTube's falling figure skater meme, a commenter points us to hobby animators' CGI snuff films. Among a cornucopia of cyber-Schadenfreude, which genre describes your innermost desires, fears, or fetishes? Let us analyze.

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Which of These Six YouTube Memes Speaks to the Darkness of Your Soul? [Personality Quiz]

NYT Magazine recently probed the psyche of YouTube's falling figure skater meme, and a commenter pointed us to hobby animators' CGI snuff films. Among a cornucopia of cyber-Schadenfreude, which describes your innermost desires, fears, or fetishes? Let us analyze.

Warning: Some of these videos are NSFLunchBreak. There is also (Read more...)