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Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!

Published on February 10, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.

We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!

Ah well...perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!

What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???

P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.

P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)

Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!

Published on February 10, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.

We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!

Ah well...perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!

What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???

P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.

P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)

Steve Jobs Was Investigated By The FBI! Check Out What They Found!

Published on February 9, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the FBI has just released an investigative report on Apple founder and CEO, Steve Jobs.

The information was gathered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after Apple received a bomb threat and President George H.W. Bush expressed interest in giving the revolutionary corporate leader a presidential appointment.

Not that we ever had any doubt, but the documents reveal that Steve Jobs was, indeed, a hippie. One person interviewed shared that "Mr. Jobs may have experimented with illegal drugs" during the 60s and 70s, while another stated more clearly:

"Mr. Jobs used illegal drugs, including marijuana and LSD, while they were attending college."

Again, nothing shocking there. However, the report did suggest that Jobs was kind of a pathological liar who genuinely believed every lie he told and had the strange ability to make others believe it too, as the documents read:

"Several individuals questioned Mr. Jobs' honesty stating that Mr. Jobs will twist the truth and distort reality in order to achieve his goals."

The details that really disturb us about Jobs is his disregard for his oldest daughter, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, whom he fathered out of wedlock, but denied his paternity (Read more...)

Steve Jobs Was Investigated By The FBI! Check Out What They Found!

Published on February 9, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the FBI has just released an investigative report on Apple founder and CEO, Steve Jobs.

The information was gathered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after Apple received a bomb threat and President George H.W. Bush expressed interest in giving the revolutionary corporate leader a presidential appointment.

Not that we ever had any doubt, but the documents reveal that Steve Jobs was, indeed, a hippie. One person interviewed shared that "Mr. Jobs may have experimented with illegal drugs" during the 60s and 70s, while another stated more clearly:

"Mr. Jobs used illegal drugs, including marijuana and LSD, while they were attending college."

Again, nothing shocking there. However, the report did suggest that Jobs was kind of a pathological liar who genuinely believed every lie he told and had the strange ability to make others believe it too, as the documents read:

"Several individuals questioned Mr. Jobs' honesty stating that Mr. Jobs will twist the truth and distort reality in order to achieve his goals."

The details that really disturb us about Jobs is his disregard for his oldest daughter, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, whom he fathered out of wedlock, but denied his paternity (Read more...)

Steve Jobs Was Investigated By The FBI! Check Out What They Found!

Published on February 9, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the FBI has just released an investigative report on Apple founder and CEO, Steve Jobs.

The information was gathered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after Apple received a bomb threat and President George H.W. Bush expressed interest in giving the revolutionary corporate leader a presidential appointment.

Not that we ever had any doubt, but the documents reveal that Steve Jobs was, indeed, a hippie. One person interviewed shared that "Mr. Jobs may have experimented with illegal drugs" during the 60s and 70s, while another stated more clearly:

"Mr. Jobs used illegal drugs, including marijuana and LSD, while they were attending college."

Again, nothing shocking there. However, the report did suggest that Jobs was kind of a pathological liar who genuinely believed every lie he told and had the strange ability to make others believe it too, as the documents read:

"Several individuals questioned Mr. Jobs' honesty stating that Mr. Jobs will twist the truth and distort reality in order to achieve his goals."

The details that really disturb us about Jobs is his disregard for his oldest daughter, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, whom he fathered out of wedlock, but denied his paternity (Read more...)

Country Star Rodney Atkins Avoids Jail In Alleged Wife-Smothering Attack

Published on February 8, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Looks like Rodney Atkins can breathe easy...unlike his wife (allegedly).

The country star struck a deal with Tennessee prosecutors after he was arrested in November when his then wife, Tammy Atkins, claimed he tried to smother her to death with a pillow.

Really?!

Atkins claims he's innocent and agreed to 30 hours of community service and a year probation after he already completed anger management courses and drug/alcohol evaluations.

Atkins said the following in a statement:

I am so thankful for all those that chose to withhold judgment while keeping my family and I in their prayers. God Bless. Onward and upward.

Who tries to smother someone in real life?!

[Image via WENN.]

Jennifer Hudson Wanted By Alleged Family Killer’s Lawyers!!

Published on February 8, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Ugh!! What?? Seriously??

The lawyers of the man who allegedly murdered Jennifer Hudson's family want to meet with Jenny before the trial.

Apparently they want to ask her about a supposed text message she may have exchanged with her mother right before the murders.

Can't they just go through her lawyers?? Why do they have to bother her before the trial?? She's probably already bothered enough with this as it is!!

Poor Jenny... we hope she's coping the best she can through all this craziness!!

[Image via C.M. Wiggins/WENN.]

Man Robs Bank…With Apple Pies?!

Published on February 7, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Wow...this is beyond wacky.

A man held up a bank in Sacramento last Saturday and his weapon of choice?

Two McDonald's apple pies?! WTF?!

Police arrested the guy but the bank employees thought two apple pies looked like bombs?

McDonald's might have to take them off the menu. These pies are too dangerous to let randos hold up banks with them.

Check out the video above to hear their cray-cray details.

Maya Rudolph Is Connected To The Hollywood Sign Head!!

Published on February 4, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Wow! We can't believe it!

Check out this video of Maya Rudolph explaining to Conan the craaaaayzay way she's connected to one of the biggest murders in Hollywood history!

We feel so bad for the pooch who had to find it -- just look at that poor pup's face!!

Watch above!

Small world!

Chronicle Marketing Gets Creative: Flying People In NYC!

Published on February 3, 2012 By

Perez Hilton

Now THIS is some viral marketing!

Check out this awesome video of flying people soaring through the NYC skyline!

It's a creative promotion for the movie Chronicle, which is getting fab reviews and is out TODAY!

Pretty awesome -- we wonder if they'd make one of us??

A fleet of Perezzers flying over El Lay! LOLz!

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