Twitter Takes Office Sniping Global [Twitterati]

Two Engadget editors had it out over some kind of sex-gender thing; Ayelet Waldman failed to fail to book a hotel room; and Fleetwood Mac shocked Leon Neyfakh. The Twitterati left their affairs out of order.

A little pitter-patter among Engadget editors Joanna Stern in New York and Vlad (Read more...)

Twitter Takes Office Sniping Global [Twitterati]

Tom Hanks rejoiced in his green-room tray; Brian Caufield frantically defended his lunch truck; and Owen Thomas carefully nurtured his new ironic catchphrase. The Twitterati protected their precioussss.

Forbes' Brian Caulfield found an investigation he could really sink his teeth into.

Liz Hanks does not appreciate retail hectoring.

Verizon (Read more...)

Middle-Eastern Forces To Invade Tech Conference [Twitterati]

Dell kept hanging up on Chris Anderson; Neel Shah mounted a pro-Shake Shack counterattack; and Irin Carmon worried about the "invasion" of SXSW. The Twitterati were dealing with true offensives.

Irin Carmon of Jezeel said a pro-Israel group's tweet about the SXSW conference occupied that strip of communications territory between (Read more...)

Google Ambushes Facebook Flack With ‘Catchpas’ [Twitterati]

Brandee Barker couldn't use her competitor's search engine; Brad King was called a 'nerdy dipshit;' and Karl Lagerfeld got tired of having to defend himself. The Twitterati were wryly war weary.

Someone sent journalism professor Brad King a message in a cyberbottle. (Warning: Never open cyberbottles.)

Designer Karl Lagerfeld isn't (Read more...)

CEO Demoted to Couch Surfer [Twitterati]

The founder of bankrupt Veoh looked for a place to crash; Palm's chief flack cracked wise about the stock; and John Mayer saved himself from being heckled at the gym. The Twitterati adjusted to sudden reversals.

Dmitry Shapiro was the CEO and founder of internet TV startup Veoh, through the (Read more...)

Conan O’Brien is President of the Twitterati [Twitterati]

Conan O'Brien and his beard joined Twitter; Wired staff talked about the death of the mouse; and Roger Ebert released his inner fanboy. The Twitterati were reborn.

Conan O'Brien joined Twitter, complete with a monkey, a beard and a "Verified" Twitter badge. Funny, we always assumed Joaquin Phoenix would (Read more...)

Rampaging Tech Investor Begins Insulting Each Person In Silicon Valley Individually [Twitterati]

"PayPal Mafia" don Keith Rabois cut Silicon Valley simps (everyone) down to size; Guy Branum staged a Twittervention; and David Lat leafed through some porn. The Twitterati were acting like made men.

Chelsea Lately's Guy Branum decided it was high time he cut back.

Reprising his days as a (Read more...)

Jersey Shore Takes Over Twitterati [Twitterati]

Snooki dreamed she could fly so (not) high; Pauly D dropped some philosophy; and Vinny schooled CNN. The Jersey Shore guidos took Twitter to a whole other level.

Snooki dared to dream big.

DJ Pauly D and his dudes dropped some uh metaphysicals and whatnot.

Vinny Guadagnino generously got (Read more...)

NBC Says No Tweeting About the Weather [Twitterati]

Jim Cantore was muzzled by his corporate overlords; Martha Stewart was kept quiet by Neil Cavuto; and Ezra Klein was hushed in Yiddish. The Twitterati were hushed in only the most interesting ways.

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore revealed just how paranoid NBC Universal is about Olympics leaks. Talking about (Read more...)