L.A. Prostitute Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

Sounds fair! Hell, sounds like quite a deal! Better than McDonald's usual promotions! LOL!

Last night, Burbank police arrested a woman on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexual favors to a man driving in a McDonald's drive-through.

The alleged prostitue was seen opening customers’ car doors on the line, asking for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for her services. One man declined the offer and immediately called the police.

Guess he was lovin' it! ("It" being her!)

Hey! Girl's Prostitution whore's got to eat!

Becks’ Alleged Hooker Wants To Prove Her Innocence Through His Peen

Yes, the whore has an idea that we think a lot of people would benefit from.

Irma Nici is still semi in hiding, only poking her prostitute face out of her rabbit hole long enough to deny David Beckham's claims that he DID NOT pay to sleep with her.

The big hit against the whore is that she has no proof to support her claim that she got busy with Becks, but 26-year-old Bosnian hooker has a few more tricks up her sleeves. She insists that she has seen "distinguishing characteristics" which would support her story and invites Beckham to drop his draws to prove that she is right.

Um, we kind of like where she is going with this. We just wish it wasn't her asking for it!

Of course, Team Beckham is vowing to stop her shenanigans at all costs and is even planning on upping their bid to sue her! On source close to the Beckham clan says that this latest attempt to prove the scandal should be "seen for what it is - the ravings of a desperate woman."

All true, but we would love to see Becks prove her wrong!

C'mon! Just a peek?!

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Soccer Player Wayne Rooney Cheats On Pregnant Wife!

Disgraceful!

While his childhood sweetheart Coleen was five months pregnant with their son, Manchester United player Shrek Wayne Rooney spent £1,000 a night on a prostitute over a period of four months.

According to sources, he paid to have sex with Jennifer Thompson at least seven different times and even "flaunted her on a string of dates to VIP haunts in ­Manchester, including bars, clubs and the city’s 235 Casino."

The homewrecking whore spoke to the press saying, "He sent me SIM cards full of text ­messages and spoke to me on Skype using a false name. Whenever we met for sex, it was always in the same hotel."

Ew! Well, at least he's consistent.

A source says that he knows that Coleen will feel betrayed and will most likely throw him out of their £5million mansion in Cheshire. The insider says he told a friend, "My life is in ruins…I’ve been so stupid. Coleen won’t forgive me this time. She will leave me."

DUH!! When you're a cheating asshole, you deserve to have everything taken away from you!!

Nice job on already being a horrible role model to your unborn son!

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Mel Gibson’s Mistress Gets A Lawyer

Mel Gibson's whore knows how to play the mistress game.

Violet Kowal has hired attorney Gloria Allred, who also represents Rachel Uchitel.

She even has the same manager as Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Sluts unite, we guess!

P.S. Does anybody know why she needs a lawyer yet???

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Homewrecker Got Paid BIG TIME For Celebrity Rehab Appearance!

Are you kidding? Was she seriously THAT in demand?

Sources close to the production of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew claimed that professional homewrecker and slam pig Rachel Uchitel originally turned down an offer to appear on the reality show, but producers bumped up her paycheck to $500,000 so she'd agree to be treated for her addiction to sleeping with married men pills!

WTF?

Well, we suppose girl's gotta do something to stay relevant! Looks like they offered more to her than The Donald!

Horrific.

Thoughts?? Who do U think she's going to try and fuck in the Celebrity Rehab house?

Our money is on crackhead Jeremy London!

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Snooki Gets Into Another Fight!

More dramz for the cameras, we're sure!

Snooki and J-WoWW of Jersey Shore fame were involved in yet another fight in Miami!

The two of them were in a club in Miami and allowed in to the VIP section, but when a girl they didn't like wanted to join that's when things got ugly. An onlooker describes:

“Snooki just started swinging at the girl and then grabbed her neck. Snooki just kept calling her a whore…This blonde girl kept trying to get in and Snooki got really mad. That’s when the fight broke out and Jenni jumped in and took the girl down.”

Yikes!

Then two of the blonde girl's friends got in the brawl and pulled J-WoWW's legs from underneath her before security came and broke up the fight!

Ladies, ladies!

They must be pretty desperate to get on TV and we're sure Snooki and J-WoWW were more than happy to oblige!

[Image via Johnny Louis / WENN.]

Jesse James’ Nasty Orgy Revealed

Turns out douchebag Jesse James not only cheated on Sandra Bullock with several fugly women, but he's also taken part in a dirty threesome foursome.

Thanks to tattoo artist Eric McDougall and his receptionist Skittles Valentine from San Diego, we now know all the dirty details.

In a recent interview, McDougall reveal$ that Jesse and his main whore Michelle McGee joined in a foursome with him and Skittles last June. McDougall says:

“Michelle came into my shop and was like, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend. I recognized Jesse right away.”

Even more troubling, Skittles reveals she had sex with Jesse without a condom! And although certain that Jesse didn't use a condom, Einstein Eric can't recall if he used one himself, revealing:

“Maybe I used a latex glove. I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”

Did he use the pinky finger? Hah! Skittles adds:

“Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex. I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.”

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Tiger Woods’ #1: I’m a Mistress, Not a ‘Slut’

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Sleeping with a man who you know is married does NOT make you a "slut" ... so says Tiger Woods' mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel.Uchitel's lawyers -- including glorious Gloria Allred -- just fired off a letter to Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, ordering ...

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Megan Fox Tries To Convince The World She’s Not A Massive Slut, FAILS.

YEAH RIGHT.

Megan Fox claims that she isn't nearly as whorish as she seems, and we're calling BULLSHIZ!!!

The 'actress' claims:

"I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand."

And that doesn't include all the rub and tugs you gave to get your 'career' off the ground????

Nice try, Megan, but trying to come off as chaste and sweet doesn't come CLOSE to repairing all the damage you did to your public image by spouting off whatever STOOPID thought came into your vapid little head for the past few years!

We bet your own MOTHER doesn't even buy that garbage!!

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