

Wait, WHAT?!
What horrible, backwards Twilight Zone have we found ourselves in?!
Charlie Sheen has reportedly threatened legal action against Cheetahs Club in New York, because he is furious that the strip joint not only named their VIP room after the actor, but offers its 'high-class' customers sushi...off the naked bodies of their ladies!
And the most bizarre part?!
The MaSheen claims that their usage of his name is damaging to his REPUTATION! Let that sink in for a bit!
As the owner justifiably questions:
"How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen's reputation?"
Good question! Now, a a better one:
At what point did Charlie Sheen stop locking strippers in hotel bathrooms, keep them as goddesses girlfriends and decide that they would sully his already pristine standing as a warlock?
LOLz!
Seriously, though...we're all talking about the same Charlie Sheen, right?
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What a truly blessed day it has turned out to be!
As if the wonder that is Courtney Stodden isn't incredible all on her own, the 17-year-old child bride and aspiring reality starlet has released a brand new song, called Reality!
She explains (because it needed to be explained):
“The song is about clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner. To me, it’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?”
Wow. Wow wow wow.
Let's try to wrap our head around what she's trying to express here:
Is it a love song or a lust song, gurl?
And more importantly...she even allowed into clubs yet?
To be fair, though, it's a step-up from - and much more lucid than - her last effort in the music world, so there's that!
Give it a listen (above)!

Oh boy!
Buckle up folks, 'cause it's time for another sexist ride with Rush Limbaugh!!
Yep... he's doing it again, but this time he's dismissing one of the world's hardest working women -- Hillary Clinton!!!
As usual, he used his radio show to spew his ignorance when he discussed the Secretary of State making Time's 100 Most Influential list.
Unable to see the depth of the situation, he said :
Exactly how influential is Hillary Clinton? What has she ever accomplished as Secretary of State? You can almost say folks, that Mrs. Clinton worked very hard throughout her whole life and she stuck by her husband while he...humiliated her, embarrassed her—affair, after affair, after affair—and now Hillary has reached a pinnacle, and all she is is a secretary. She's a secretary of defense.... State! State. Whatever. But still a secretary.
LOL he has GOT to be joking right???
Who said this is her pinnacle?? We don't know what's coming in 2016, Rush!!!
Oh and FYI: The Secretary of State gets to negotiate our relations with foreign affairs. Pretty sure that's more powerful than spreading sexist hate on a radio show!
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